The Isolated Blurt Thread IX: Insurrection

[IrezumiKiss]

I'm exhausted.

Took one kid trick or treating and ended up with 5 extra. Do I look like the Mom that wants to take on more kids? No.

We would say..."you got stuck with BéBé's kids."

reference the stand up routine of (passed away) comedian Robin Harris and the titular 1992 animated movie if you're hazy on what I mean.

 

[Aquagal]

We would say..."you got stuck with BéBé's kids."

reference the stand up routine of (passed away) comedian Robin Harris and the titular 1992 animated movie if you're hazy on what I mean.

LOL! I did!

"We don't die, we multiply!"

 

[TwinkleStars]

Ugh, so boring. *yawns*

 

[pete]

Ugh, so boring. *yawns*

yeah sometimes 3rd shifters don't put in a great effort.

 

[TwinkleStars]

yeah sometimes 3rd shifters don't put in a great effort.

I was just hoping for far more entertaining threads then what I've seen so far. *le sighs*

 

[trysail]

Of all the ways to get fools to part with their money, "Kollidge" and professional athletics may be one of the easiest.

It's hard to believe there are people out there who will buy something as ridiculous as "personal seat licenses" and who voluntarily become walking billboards.



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[dolf]

whilst perusing cute sub boys on the internet, I came across one who wants to literally eat women's shit. you wouldn't lend him your toothbrush *shudder*

 

[kbate]

whilst perusing cute sub boys on the internet, I came across one who wants to literally eat women's shit. you wouldn't lend him your toothbrush *shudder*

i may have to let you go now. seems you've gone over to the dark side.

 

[dolf]

i may have to let you go now. seems you've gone over to the dark side.

you want my dark side. in your mouth.

*shudder*

 

[kbate]

you want my dark side. in your mouth.

*shudder*

No, definitely not that. I don't find anything attractive in that idea at all and if someone (anyone) asked me to participate in that, I'd run and then I'd run some more and then I'd warn everyone else to run.

 

[dolf]

the scat fetishist doth protest too much, methinks.

 

[kbate]

the scat fetishist doth protest too much, methinks.

ignore

Hey, did your brats score candy last night? I'm totally on a sugar and caffeine rush right now. I love Halloween.

 

[dolf]

ignore

Hey, did your brats score candy last night? I'm totally on a sugar and caffeine rush right now. I love Halloween.

no. she's 18 in three weeks, and he's too cool for fancy dress.
besides, I don't approve of trick or treating. candy from strangers!

 

[Saint Peter]

besides, I don't approve of trick or treating.

More for us!

 

[kbate]

no. she's 18 in three weeks, and he's too cool for fancy dress.
besides, I don't approve of trick or treating. candy from strangers!

That's why I have to eat it all myself. I can't in good conscience risk my kids on stranger's candy.

 

[Riles]

It's a karate kid marathon today!

 

[pointless]

It's a karate kid marathon today!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

 

[pointless]

We went through 2 tubs of candy.

And I managed to save my pixy stix.

give them to me.

and that's as far as i'm digging.

 

[pointless]

i should shave my head. the front looks great if hardly exciting, but the back... i don't know if it's just bad angles, but it looks flat and hateful.

i could've bumped my shaving thread for this, but fuck it. also, you.

 

[lovetoread]

I got about 50 left but those wont last long.

 

[pointless]

how many blue ones? i demand all the blue ones!

 

[Saint Peter]

i should shave my head. the front looks great if hardly exciting, but the back... i don't know if it's just bad angles, but it looks flat and hateful.

i could've bumped my shaving thread for this, but fuck it. also, you.

head like a potato
lips like a duck


~zappa

 

[pointless]

head like a potato
lips like a duck


~zappa

thanks, Mr. Potatohead.

 

[Learnsmith]

There are Butterfinger peanut-butter cups. How did I not know these were a thing? Also, we had like NO fucking kids come by last night. Whole bagfuls left over. Ha ha. Ha ha ha. HAHAHAHAHAHAAA.

http://33.media.tumblr.com/9c9a4cf52d802d1cd3739f155544307a/tumblr_moatvbB57Y1rvn6njo1_500.gif

 

[Garnate]

There are Butterfinger peanut-butter cups. How did I not know these were a thing? Also, we had like NO fucking kids come by last night. Whole bagfuls left over. Ha ha. Ha ha ha. HAHAHAHAHAHAAA.

http://33.media.tumblr.com/9c9a4cf52d802d1cd3739f155544307a/tumblr_moatvbB57Y1rvn6njo1_500.gif

This.....really made me laugh