The Isolated Blurt Thread IX: Insurrection

[TwinkleStars]

thread closed

 

[dolf]

thread closed

well now you just look like an eejut.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Never ever mix rhubarb vodka, bramble liqueur, Stella Artois and sloe gin.

I feel like fucking shit on a stick.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Fuck, now I gotta take pointless off iggy for three weeks until this thread fills up.

 

[pete]

Never ever mix rhubarb vodka, bramble liqueur, Stella Artois and sloe gin.

I feel like fucking shit on a stick.

i stopped at "rhubarb".
blech.

 

[pointless]

man, that title really is quite terrible. you're welcome, lit. you should've let me have the final frontier at five. REVENGE!!!! ultra small, totally petty, extremely halfhearted and ultimately very, very silly REVENGE!!!!!

 

[RobDownSouth]

Never ever mix rhubarb vodka, bramble liqueur, Stella Artois and sloe gin.

I feel like fucking shit on a stick.

Never figured you for someone with #SelfDestructiveTendencies!

#GoodMorningFata
#ThePluralOfFataIsNOTFatass

 

[butters]

Never ever mix rhubarb vodka, bramble liqueur, Stella Artois and sloe gin.

I feel like fucking shit on a stick.

some of us never needed that warning

which number? you might have problems with anything over 5 sticking to a stick, is all

 

[pointless]

or number one.

unless it's a thin stick.

 

[Mr Noone]

Subscribed.

 

[lovetoread]

rhubarb vodka?

 

[Killswitch]

Never ever mix rhubarb vodka, bramble liqueur, Stella Artois and sloe gin.

I feel like fucking shit on a stick.

What did you expect?

Holy crap darlin.

 

[Bacigalupo]

http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/5/7/2/322572_v1.jpg

 

[cjh]

Rhubarb Vodka!?!

 

[JohnnySavage]

Frost on the pumpkin this morning

 

[pointless]

stella artrois!?!?!?!?!?!?!

 

[dolf]

my cat is eating cauliflower. nomnomnom!

 

[Killswitch]

my cat is eating cauliflower. nomnomnom!

Probably thinks theres a good tasty treat inside.

lol

 

[pointless]

i didn't know cats could even eat veggies, but google says yes, yes they can.

and broccoli is one of the ones they can eat.

and cauliflower is just racist broccoli.

learning is fun.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Never ever mix rhubarb vodka, bramble liqueur, Stella Artois and sloe gin.

I feel like fucking shit on a stick.

I'm drinking with yew before I die.

http://mrwgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/Emma-Stone-Yes-Nod-In-Crazy-Stupid-Love-Gif.gif

And y'all should know you can infuse vodka with almost anything. If I dropped Legos into a pitcher of vodka and let it sit for a month, I'd have Lego vodka.

 

[dolf]

i didn't know cats could even eat veggies, but google says yes, yes they can.

and broccoli is one of the ones they can eat.

and cauliflower is just racist broccoli.

learning is fun.

this cat eats all sorts. I think she only does it to spite the dog though.

 

[Beco]

1. L. Cysteine
Also known as: Human hair, duck feathers
Found in: Bagels, Bread Products

Here’s what it takes to make a plain bagel: flour, water, salt, yeast. Unless you’re a popular bagel chain. Then you throw in some human hair and duck feathers. Many processed bagels and bread products contain the enzyme L. Cysteine, a “dough conditioner” from natural sources — namely human hair and poultry feathers. Einstein Bros. and Dunkin’ Donuts have both confirmed using L. Cysteine in all of their bagels. Hair and feathers also make an appearance in the garlic bread at Pizza Hut, in Tombstone pizza, and in Mickey D’s honey wheat rolls, cinnamon rolls, and apple pies.

EAT THIS! Lender’s Bagels
NOT THAT! Einstein Bros Bagels

 

[RobDownSouth]

1. L. Cysteine
Also known as: Human hair, duck feathers
Found in: Bagels, Bread Products

Here’s what it takes to make a plain bagel: flour, water, salt, yeast. Unless you’re a popular bagel chain. Then you throw in some human hair and duck feathers. Many processed bagels and bread products contain the enzyme L. Cysteine, a “dough conditioner” from natural sources — namely human hair and poultry feathers. Einstein Bros. and Dunkin’ Donuts have both confirmed using L. Cysteine in all of their bagels. Hair and feathers also make an appearance in the garlic bread at Pizza Hut, in Tombstone pizza, and in Mickey D’s honey wheat rolls, cinnamon rolls, and apple pies.

EAT THIS! Lender’s Bagels
NOT THAT! Einstein Bros Bagels

So is Cysteine kosher?

 

[pete]

3 men down, play 8 v 11? sure, let's go.

but get 2 more players carded out of the game, pretty hard to come back from that.

 

[lovetoread]

https://33.media.tumblr.com/db444767223ace3e23e13c25ca4f259b/tumblr_ncr5jig0ow1s1sjxuo1_500.jpg