The Isolated Blurt Thread IX: Insurrection

[Learnsmith]

Someone doesn't know who I am. I wonder if it's even a worthwhile investment of time to remind them. I doubt that it is.

 

[pointless]

you're jim gaffigans younger brother, right?

 

[Learnsmith]

you're jim gaffigans younger brother, right?

You have it exactly, sir. His much fouler-mouthed younger brother.

 

[pete]

Someone doesn't know who I am. I wonder if it's even a worthwhile investment of time to remind them. I doubt that it is.

assuming the number of fucks they actually give > 0

 

[Learnsmith]

assuming the number of fucks they actually give > 0

Which is the other end of it. And I'm not sure mine does either.

 

[Wings]

Not every fucking thing needs comment.

 

[Learnsmith]

Not every fucking thing needs comment.

I had something for this.

 

[TwinkleStars]

I was going to make a comment but Wings told me not to.

 

[lovetoread]

my halloween buying is complete.

i will now be practicing with the makeup and hair.

 

[Wings]

And for my next trick, I will be asking for $100 from each of you.

 

[pete]

And for my next trick, I will be asking for $100 from each of you.

don't sell yourself short - a skype striptease from you is worth at least $150

 

[1HF]

I totally give a fuck.

And you guys are serious weirdos. Not in this thread, just in general.

 

[TwinkleStars]

I am so proud to be a really weird fuck as to being a crazy ass fuck.

With a really weird fuck...you still go home alive. *rim shot*

 

[RobDownSouth]

don't sell yourself short - a skype striptease from you is worth at least $150

Pffft....I got subdued passion's "value pack": five 10-minute stripteases for $150.00

 

[lovetoread]

I may have accidentally bought more candy, but look its a new laffy taffy flavor!

 

[Aquagal]

I always remembered houses that gave out shitty candy.

edit:that probably looked like it referred to LTR's post, it doesn't.

 

[pointless]

and sprees!!!

 

[lovetoread]

i bought these yesterday

 

[Aquagal]

Sheesh, how many kids do you get? I don't even get one.

 

[pointless]

that's neat candy, but that's a lot of monster, yo.

 

[lovetoread]

i live in the same neighborhood as the people who work in the m&m factory so we get alot.

and there can never be enough monster

 

[Learnsmith]

i live in the same neighborhood as the people who work in the m&m factory so we get alot.

and there can never be enough monster

The last Monster I drank was a blue sugar-free, and it had been sitting on the hood of a Humvee all day in 120-degree weather. Never again.

 

[TwinkleStars]

for 1hotfuck is she notices....

http://www.cutecatgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/little_guy_sleeping_in_lap.gif​

 

[Disgustipated]

I may have accidentally bought more candy, but look its a new laffy taffy flavor!

I must find. Caramel apple anything is the best.

 

[pointless]

ahh, i found my nymb cd and it's all sticky. also, i'd completely forgotten about nymb. i'm sure that's true for more than a few people, but it still sucks.