The Isolated Blurt Thread IV: A New Hope

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Throughout his film career actor Trevor Howard insisted that all his contracts include a clause excusing him from work whenever a cricket Test Match was being played.
 
The shower scenes...

...are never as hot as they are in the movies.
 
My sis' boyfriend asked us for our permission to marry her.

I suppose my response of "Are you sure?" wasn't appropriate but, well, he caught me off guard.
 
My sis' boyfriend asked us for our permission to marry her.

I suppose my response of "Are you sure?" wasn't appropriate but, well, he caught me off guard.

It is good to get the basics out of the way early.
 
It is good to get the basics out of the way early.

I also had to say "You know I can't support her anymore, right?" I mean, come on. If he's going to marry her he's going to have to realize that her bills become his responsibility.
 
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I also had to say "You know I can't support her anymore, right?" I mean, come one. If he's going to marry her he's going to have to realize that her bills become his responsibility.

No dowry then I guess.
 
I also had to say "You know I can't support her anymore, right?" I mean, come on. If he's going to marry her he's going to have to realize that her bills become his responsibility.

How did he respond? I am not sure you should have warned, it would be legally his once the married ;)
 
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How did he respond? I am not sure you should have warned, it would be legally his once the married ;)

Ugh, I just noticed my typo, now I have to fix it.

nah, he knew, he's a good kid. I hired him on at my last job as my parting gift to them and he's been great and will continue to make good money. I just have a feeling she's not been really sharing with him all that she can't take care of on her own.
 
King Ogg, I am glad to see that it is possible to experience these events in my area. yippee! Too terribly cold at night, this week. :(
 
I want to smile and nod and just enjoy the quiet.

I will cook and just sit here nicely.

That's what I want to do today.

That's ok, right?
 
Life is launched and propelled by two groups of big, complex molecules: nucleic acids that are assembled into genes and the proteins those genes define. All life uses this bootstrap code to lift itself up from the stillness of inanimate matter.

Peter Huber
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March 2014: 22
 
Congratulations on the new baby. I look forward to watching her titty flicks in 18-20 years.

Look, Cinnamon is a great name for a dog, a cat, a fucking hamster even. Not your daughter. Not unless you're pushing hard for her to dance naked or suck cock for a living.

I don't know why you felt compelled to include me in this news anyway. I didn't go to your goddamn wedding, so I sure as shit don't give a flying fuck about your mewling little sprog.
 
my last dream was very disturbing. i'm not so sure i want another, but the eyelids weight heavy. close us, to sleep, to rest, we cry! they drag me by the nails. dancing in their wily ways. closer every second to their ends.
 
there were hotdogs and traffic and break petals that didn't work. turns and weaving. stuffed full. feet not connected to brain. stop does not process. do you have the code? a series of locked doors and elevators. probability runs the engine while security ran the wheel. crashes causing jumps in time. automatic replay. your feet won't break, no matter how much you scream at them.

then large empty parking lots. the kind you practice figure eights on.

stopping in front of the building, ready to get out. keys and locks and stairs ahead. on the street.
 
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