The Isolated Blurt Thread IV: A New Hope

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A hobbit, that is so gigantic, that it wears a seaside changing cabin, on a hoop earring, as an ornament. Enormous hairy feet.
 
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Could you please stop punishing me ? You have what you want! What is the point ?
 
I'm not afraid to just ask the questions I want the answers to.

You had to have known that after all these years.
 
So our washer broke down. They're delivering a new one tomorrow. A guy we know heard this and was all "Hurr hurr I bet you're excited hurr hurr" (that's literally what his laugh sounds like) - the implication being that as a female of the species, things like new washers and new tile and furniture and shit like that should just get me all tickled. What an asshole.

But I am actually pretty excited. It's got all sorts of new features. Energy/water efficient and quiet and stuff. You can even plug it into an app that'll let you know when you're wash is done, which is hellauseful to, I dunno, someone who isn't me, I guess.
 
So our washer broke down. They're delivering a new one tomorrow. <snip>

But I am actually pretty excited. It's got all sorts of new features. Energy/water efficient and quiet and stuff. You can even plug it into an app that'll let you know when you're wash is done, which is hellauseful to, I dunno, someone who isn't me, I guess.

Can you program it? I'd love to cut out the rinse cycle as I use a laundry ball instead of detergent. Cut down on water usage even though it's not metered.
 
I just want term to start so that I can get my between shift wanks back.
 
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