The Isolated Blurt Thread IV: A New Hope

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The lifeguard at our pool last summer was Ukrainian. He was a nice fellow around 19 years old.


The company that provides the lifeguards has given up trying to hire American teenagers. They can't find enough American teenagers who want a summer job, so they recruit in Eastern Europe.


The Ukrainian lad wanted to stay in the U.S. and go to school. He had applied for a student visa. He was from Kiev (and, thus, western Ukraine) and said his country was corrupt. My guess is that he's still in the U.S. (legal or not).


He'll never leave voluntarily; he'll have to be caught and deported.



 
Someday. Someday I will come for you. We'll drive up to the mountains, stopping for provisions along the way, and lock ourselves away in a secluded cabin, all charmingly cozy and quaint, and I'll proceed to rip the clothes from your body, maul your tender flesh and fuck you like the world is ending. We'll fuck until we're bruised and broken, possibly bleeding, and beyond all redemption. I'll violate you in ways that will rend reality asunder.

Then I'll snuggle you and stroke you and tell you silly bedtime stories with fairies and cotton candy creatures and Squiggles the Sinister Walrus.
 


Government has ruined the value of a college degree (in anything other than science or engineering).


 
Another deer savaged. This one on the river. And fresh, too, because it wasn't dusted with yesterday's snow. Hungry critters about.
 
In the event that I'm not around to start the new Blurt thread the moment it's needed, this is how it will work: post #5,000 and any proceeding posts will be split to the new thread (once I'm back online). This means that whoever makes post #5,000 will be King/Queen of the next Blurt thread. I will then close the old thread (that would be this one).

Good luck, all!
 
In the event that I'm not around to start the new Blurt thread the moment it's needed, this is how it will work: post #5,000 and any proceeding posts will be split to the new thread (once I'm back online). This means that whoever makes post #5,000 will be King/Queen of the next Blurt thread. I will then close the old thread (that would be this one).

Good luck, all!


Humming, "It's the end of this thread as we know it and I feel fine."
 
In the event that I'm not around to start the new Blurt thread the moment it's needed, this is how it will work: post #5,000 and any proceeding posts will be split to the new thread (once I'm back online). This means that whoever makes post #5,000 will be King/Queen of the next Blurt thread. I will then close the old thread (that would be this one).

Good luck, all!


Why are you offline at this most crucial of times?????

But, really.....:rose:
 


I was born a minority.


In the intervening years, the only thing that's changed is that the minority group to which I belong has become an even smaller minority.



 
It's going to make the early morning walks/jogs interesting if I ever can get back outdoors again. There's still a lot of ice on the sides of the roads here.
 
i really want to kill that dumb fucker. he has fucking empathy and he just makes excuse after excuse. seriously, no one is on your side, you selfish fuck. your wife is more important than cheap gas and fucking television.
 
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