The Isolated Blurt Thread IV: A New Hope

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utorrent needs to stop making my antivirus yell at me. i don't wanna switch again, damnit.
 
Baby, baby
When we first met
I never felt something so strong
You were like my lover
And my best friend
All wrapped into one
With a ribbon on it

:heart:
 
Real snow next week. Freezing cold, this week. None of this quick flurries nonsense.
Will I still be chopping away at the ice, come April ? My hands remember the jolts.
 
Overcoat vs. Top coat. What the fuck is the difference?

And why the hell did I forget mine. Cold as fuck here and I am going to look silly in a suit and leather jacket
 
On a side note, if you own white framed sunglasses you are probably a duche bag.

And why didn't I get a car. This cabby smells like I imagine slob down smells....... Like rotten Brussels sprouts shoved up a whores cunt.

Yes... Yes I did have several onboard drinks
 
Overcoat vs. Top coat. What the fuck is the difference?

And why the hell did I forget mine. Cold as fuck here and I am going to look silly in a suit and leather jacket

On a side note, if you own white framed sunglasses you are probably a duche bag.

And why didn't I get a car. This cabby smells like I imagine slob down smells....... Like rotten Brussels sprouts shoved up a whores cunt.

Yes... Yes I did have several onboard drinks

Same/same.
 
Just realized I had an important index card in the butt pocket of my jeans.

The ones that are 3/4 through their wash cycle. Dammit! :rolleyes:
 
You don't own a leather jacket? Who the fuck doesn't own a leather jacket?

Hell, they probably sell fake ones at wal mart if cost is a issue.

Yeah, I wear it when I ride my bike. Owning one as a fashion statement for a "businessman" is douchebaggery.

Also, I'd bet you owned white rimmed sunglasses at some point.
 
I don't have one.

Why would I want a fake from WalMart?

You live in Alaska right?

Not owning a leather jacket is excusable I guess. But a soft lamb leather jacket can not be beat for mild too chilly. Of courses mild to chilly is probably your swimming weather.
 
Yeah, I wear it when I ride my bike. Owning one as a fashion statement for a "businessman" is douchebaggery.

So you do own one and are just being a troll. Or you think I should only wear it when riding my bike?

Is yours color coordinated for your bike? Rice rocket is my guess.
Yep duche extreme.

I did actually have some white framed oakleys. Of course I was 15.
 
Not coordinated with my bike, only wear it when I practice or race, don't hardly ride casually anymore. I just knew you were that kid. :cool:
 
You live in Alaska right?

Not owning a leather jacket is excusable I guess. But a soft lamb leather jacket can not be beat for mild too chilly. Of courses mild to chilly is probably your swimming weather.

I do have 5 goose down jackets, plus assorted other outerwear. I should have bought a down insulated leather coat back when Eddie Bauer made them, but I was too cheap. Then, Eddie Bauer was bought up and went from being a place that sold high quality outerwear to a place that sells fashion crap.
 
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