The Isolated Blurt Thread II

[thør]

Microwaving yesterdays leftover coffee because I'm too lazy to make a fresh pot is one of the reasons I'm "The World's Laziest Human"

You win.

 

[ryan8558]

You win.

Crap!! I didn't even know there was a contest..

 

[IrezumiKiss]

I have a 5GB data cap that I normally never max out, but I almost soaked it up last week being out too much while phonin' around.

Got five days before it flips back. My challenge is to see how long I can stay under free WiFi zones while out of home and office. I really hate decreased speed punishments.

 

[TwinkleStars]

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[HarryHill]

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..
I was expecting sparkles

 

[TwinkleStars]

..
I was expecting sparkles

I could put sparkles and twinkles on it if you need me to.

 

[MelissaBaby]

The point of the wake up blowjob is that you're supposed to wake up, not roll over and go back to sleep afterwards, you big bastard.

Now I have to make my own breakfast.

 

[TwinkleStars]

The point of the wake up blowjob is that you're supposed to wake up, not roll over and go back to sleep afterwards, you big bastard.

Now I have to make my own breakfast.

http://www.glitters123.com/glitter_graphics/Hugs/Hugs-Glitters-7.gif

 

[IrezumiKiss]

The point of the wake up blowjob is that you're supposed to wake up, not roll over and go back to sleep afterwards, you big bastard.

Now I have to make my own breakfast.

If you gave him a blowjob and you properly swallowed, that was your breakfast!

 

[MelissaBaby]

If you gave him a blowjob and you properly swallowed, that was your breakfast!

I waited all day for you to get here and say that.

 

[Aglaopheme]

The point of the wake up blowjob is that you're supposed to wake up, not roll over and go back to sleep afterwards, you big bastard.

Now I have to make my own breakfast.

There is something to the saying you can be too good at your job.

 

[MelissaBaby]

There is something to the saying you can be too good at your job.

It seems like I should have the upper hand in this relationship, doesn't it? I can make my own breakfast, but he can't suck his own dick.

 

[Radiohead]

Fuck.

The legs went away

 

[IrezumiKiss]

I waited all day for you to get here and say that.

This place would be amazeballs fun if there were nine other alternate versions of you posting regularly.

There is something to the saying you can be too good at your job.

The above said goes fer yew tew.

 

[MelissaBaby]

This place would be amazeballs fun if there were nine other alternate versions of you posting regularly.

Some people think there are.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Some people think there are.

https://i.imgur.com/XS5LK.gif

 

[TwinkleStars]

Why won't you acknowledge the fact I wish to fuck you furiously??? I know you live far away but DAMN! I'll never meet you in person so, there's no harm in perving with me on here. Why won't you, at the very least, help my fantasies of fucking you madly along with a bit of encouragement???

 

[MelissaBaby]

Why won't you acknowledge the fact I wish to fuck you furiously??? I know you live far away but DAMN! I'll never meet you in person so, there's no harm in perving with me on here. Why won't you, at the very least, help my fantasies of fucking you madly along with a bit of encouragement???

Alright, Bub, whoever you are, step up and treat the woman right.

 

[TwinkleStars]

Alright, Bub, whoever you are, step up and treat the woman right.

Awwww, thanks sugar.

 

[MelissaBaby]

Awwww, thanks sugar.

I got your back, babe.

 

[Que]

Alright, Bub, whoever you are, step up and treat the woman right.

~sigh~

So many lovely nubiles; so little time. . .

 

[Wats_butthole]

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[TwinkleStars]

I got your back, babe.

Hope you have my boobs....I mean my front. It hurts getting hit there, too.

 

[JohnnySavage]

I was hoping that meeting would be cancelled! Now I can play golf this afternoon.

 

[1HF]

I was hoping that meeting would be cancelled! Now I can play golf this afternoon.

Are you sure you don't want to go to class for me instead? That hasn't been cancelled yet and I'm lacking in the motivation department.