The Isolated Blurt BDSM Thread

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I'm an impulse buyer. This was at the register at Home Depot today and just had to have it. Isn't it cute?
 
Bumper Stickers from my email...

Guns don't kill people.
Drivers with cellphones do.

I've got a perfect body.
But it's in my trunk and beginning to stink.

Marriage is grand.
Divorce is 100 grand.
 
It's nearly two a.m. and I desperately need some sleep.

But not before I sing a lullaby


Maestro?

My bologna has a first name
It's O S C A R
My bologna has a second name it's M A Y E R

Oh I love to eat it every day
If you ask me why I say

Cause Oscare Mayer has a way with B O L O G N A.

Night night:p
 
Well damn, now that song will be stuck in my head for the rest of the day......LOL


~looks around for a flogger to chase Miss T with~ ;) :devil:
 
Control, trust, acceptance, pride, and honesty.

Interesting concepts especially in this day.
 
6 in 18 hours and climbing the walls in between.

Lions and tigers and bears ... oh my.

Ain't chit sleeping, nor safe in the jungle tonight ...
 
This is what gives Las Vegas a bad name...

But on the up side, see the Eiffel Tower at Paris? They have a marvelous jazz bar there called Napoleon's. Great music and wonderful atmosphere.
 
I wish I could come up with some clever sort of blurt that could provide you all with a bit of amusement.

I suck at this sort of thing, though!

As I have been getting about three hours sleep every night for two weeks and I can feel the anxiety approaching as bed time does, let's have a group sing a long.

She'll be cummin round the mountain when she cums
She'll be cummin round the mountain when she cumsssssssssssssssssss:p
 
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