The Isolated Blurt BDSM Thread

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Why in the HELL would you ask me to explain BDSM to you...you are as vanilla as they come!!!!!

*slaps self just because*
 
A Desert Rose said:
OMG... is that really you?
I notice you dropped that Jamaican accent.... mon.

LOL

Bite your tongue! If I had known the flack I was going to get with this name relating to that...woman...I would have picked another name.

:D
 
Kajira Callista said:
HEY ADR...where is that thread filled with coffee?

At my kitchen table... come on over! But you will have to make it, I don't really know how to make coffee. LOL True story.
 
how can i find in a day what i haven't been able to find in two weeks. its my fault i know. i wish i was more like him. more able to control myself. but then maybe my need for him wouldn't be so great.
 
WriterDom said:
your av is a hoot dr

Thank you. Hoot is the desired effect.
It sure makes me laugh, everytime I look at it.

Now I'm on a search for another famous picture I can put this face on. Got any ideas? Send them along, please.
 
Hisownprecious said:
how can i find in a day what i haven't been able to find in two weeks. its my fault i know. i wish i was more like him. more able to control myself. but then maybe my need for him wouldn't be so great.

Have you looked behind the fridge?
 
A Desert Rose said:
Have you looked behind the fridge?


i so needed a laugh today...thank you for this, Rose:rose:


i looked...i wasn't expecting to find her behind the fridge, though...
 
A Desert Rose said:
Ladies, do you want to smell good enough to eat?

This is the best smelling stuff... I love it!

I wanta smell, I wanta smell, and eat too!
 
A Desert Rose said:
I do too, but here I would have to make them... LOL
well if you mow the lawn (embarrassed to say i have no clue as to how to even start the thing that mows) i'll make you waffles and anything else you want.
 
Kajira Callista said:
well if you mow the lawn (embarrassed to say i have no clue as to how to even start the thing that mows) i'll make you waffles and anything else you want.

I can start a lawn mower (or in your vernacular, a thing that mows) and take apart my clothes dryer and put it back together. I even have changed the innerds in my toliet on occasion.

Kitchen is not my most favorite place, however. Except for when I lay on my back on the kitchen table....

OMG... did I utter that?

Never mind.
 
A Desert Rose said:
I can start a lawn mower (or in your vernacular, a thing that mows) and take apart my clothes dryer and put it back together. I even have changed the innerds in my toliet on occasion.

Kitchen is not my most favorite place, however. Except for when I lay on my back on the kitchen table....

OMG... did I utter that?

Never mind.
I need some lessons...i will even let you lay on my kitchen table if you teach me how to start the mower. i dont mean to sound like a princess but it was agreed that i would be mommy and he would be lawn mower man....things change i guess. so when do the lessons start the lawn is about waist high :rolleyes:
 
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