The Isolated Blurt BDSM Thread

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If you deal with her on a personal level she's pretty cool. She does have an attitude on the boards. Penis envy I guess.
 
FungiUg said:
Watches the vibrator take out the garbage...

navarre said:
But can the vibrator cut the lawn?

LOL.. well, He doesn’t live with me, so I take out my own garbage, cut my own grass, and kill my own bugs. I am thinking there must be a vibrator somewhere that can take care of the rest. Plus, then I get to leave it in the drawer when I don’t want to deal with it, and I doubt it would ever be as inconsiderate as he can be.

On the down side though, I thought of one y'all didn't... I don't think they sell vibrators that can tie you to the bed. :(
 
niteshade said:
LOL.. well, He doesn’t live with me, so I take out my own garbage, cut my own grass, and kill my own bugs. I am thinking there must be a vibrator somewhere that can take care of the rest. Plus, then I get to leave it in the drawer when I don’t want to deal with it, and I doubt it would ever be as inconsiderate as he can be.

On the down side though, I thought of one y'all didn't... I don't think they sell vibrators that can tie you to the bed. :(

Heck, you can wear some types of vibrators while doing the above. Multitasking, baby!!!

(though not getting tied up does kinda suck)
 
redelicious said:
Heck, you can wear some types of vibrators while doing the above. Multitasking, baby!!!

(though not getting tied up does kinda suck)

Lmao, RD... I will have to try that! As for the tied up.... yeah, I would miss that, but if the shit don't stop, I will make that sacrifice baby, don't think I won't. I am sure I could find some kinky rodeo cowboy to tie me up if I roam down to the local honky-tonk. :p
 
niteshade said:
Lmao, RD... I will have to try that! As for the tied up.... yeah, I would miss that, but if the shit don't stop, I will make that sacrifice baby, don't think I won't. I am sure I could find some kinky rodeo cowboy to tie me up if I roam down to the local honky-tonk. :p

LOL!

Hey, there is absolutely no reason you should have to settle for something you know in your heart isn't right.

And who knows, you might like cowboys.:D
 
niteshade said:
LOL.. well, He doesn’t live with me, so I take out my own garbage, cut my own grass, and kill my own bugs. I am thinking there must be a vibrator somewhere that can take care of the rest. Plus, then I get to leave it in the drawer when I don’t want to deal with it, and I doubt it would ever be as inconsiderate as he can be.

On the down side though, I thought of one y'all didn't... I don't think they sell vibrators that can tie you to the bed. :(

Perhaps an android. Remember that movie Making Mr. Right?

Then I remember Data in Star Trek The Next Generation.

He said something like this: I am programed to give pleasure in X number of ways." Alright Data!
 
Arden said:
I'm sure it can't come soon enough... have fun!

(((((Kayte)))))


Good morning {{{{{Arden}}}}} So very true. But once I'm there with Him, I want the time to slow to a crawl. And it never does. :(
 
Don't you just love it when cowards abuse the Anonymous feedback feature?
 
dixicritter said:
Oh yes!! :rolleyes:

And can't they read profiles for goodness sakes???

I've never seen any evidence that they can read... some of the anonymous abusive feedback I've received has very little bearing on the writing that they are commenting on.
 
FungiUg said:
I've never seen any evidence that they can read... some of the anonymous abusive feedback I've received has very little bearing on the writing that they are commenting on.

Very good point! I think you may be right, they probably can't. Silly me....LOL
 
Ok so call me spoiled, but I got dsl for a reason and slow loading pages is just not cool!!!!!
 
dixicritter said:
Ok so call me spoiled, but I got dsl for a reason and slow loading pages is just not cool!!!!!

So have I, and it is for me too. Lit's on a go-slow.
 
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