The Isolated Blurt BDSM Thread

[witcha]

Potato cannons rock Have fun!

Ok..what is a potatoe cannon?

 

[Marquis]

Ok..what is a potatoe cannon?

What is a potatoe?

 

[Sir_Winston54]

What is a potatoe?

It's a Dan Quayle potato ... or one belonging to someone whose second (third? fourth?) language is English, but still scored 100% on her oral English exam.

(And if you have to ask who Dan Quayle is, you may be too young to be on this board {or not from this country}.)

 

[Kajira Callista]

What is a potatoe?

a toe in a pot?

 

[graceanne]

Master Gil agrees with you 1000% (and that's not a typo).....and what with the crappy food and the patient in the next bed who was away with the fairies and attacked a couple of the nurses while He was there last time, we can certainly do without having to go there again unless it's absolutely necessary

I had a nap this afternoon and I'm feeling better, the fills and drains have been going a bit quicker, and Master even feels like a little bit to eat tonight, so fingers crossed things will improve soon.

Thank you for the hugs, they are appreciated more than you know

Oh, man, tell me about it. The first time I went into the ER I was in a room next to a guy who was high on something. He kept yelling at the nurses that he was Superman, and they better untie him.

The second time I was in - and this was the time they admitted me - the woman in the room across from me was high, and she kept yelling about the person floating over her, then their'd be a long pause and she'd scream "Help, help, I'm scared!"

Then while I was in the hospital my roommate was a heroin addict. They were doing pee tests on her like 6 times a day. Sadly enough, she was the nicest person that I'd had to share a room with. But she constantly had weird company that gave me the royal screaming creeps.

 

[esclave_PP]

It's a Dan Quayle potato ... or one belonging to someone whose second (third? fourth?) language is English, but still scored 100% on her oral English exam.

(And if you have to ask who Dan Quayle is, you may be too young to be on this board {or not from this country}.)

Like my new quote in my signature hehehe. I like the Toe in the Pot. Crotch pot toe? Ewwwww.

 

[graceanne]

What is a potatoe?

Ok, what's up with this? I got my butt chewed (nicely) for giving what's-his-name a hard time about were/where, cause english is his second language, but now we get to give Witcha (who's also European) a hard time and no one says anything to Marquis. THAT IS SO UNFAIR!

 

[graceanne]

Got 100% in oral English exam..am proud of myself

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Witcha, witcha,

goooooooooooooooooo

WITCHA!

 

[Marquis]

It's a Dan Quayle potato ... or one belonging to someone whose second (third? fourth?) language is English, but still scored 100% on her oral English exam.

(And if you have to ask who Dan Quayle is, you may be too young to be on this board {or not from this country}.)

Actually, I was IN the spelling bee Dan Quayle fucked up in motherfucker!!!

(ok, not really)

 

[graceanne]

. . . make cupcakes for Gracie[/i]

NO! NO! NOT THAT! ANYTHING BUT THAT! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

 

[Sir_Winston54]

Ok, what's up with this? I got my butt chewed (nicely) for giving what's-his-name a hard time about were/where, cause english is his second language, but now we get to give Witcha (who's also European) a hard time and no one says anything to Marquis. THAT IS SO UNFAIR!

I sniped him about it - "or one belonging to someone whose second (third? fourth?) language is English, but still scored 100% on her oral English exam" - but gently, since I said he probably wouldn't be my target today (if I found one)...

 

[graceanne]

I sniped him about it - "or one belonging to someone whose second (third? fourth?) language is English, but still scored 100% on her oral English exam" - but gently, since I said he probably wouldn't be my target today (if I found one)...

Oh, true enough. Good, that makes me feel better.

 

[Marquis]

*kicks a can*


Everyone's been picking on little ol' me recently.

 

[graceanne]

*kicks a can*


Everyone's been picking on little ol' me recently.

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[Marquis]

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[witcha]

What is a potatoe?

Fine..you can be sure I'll never ask any questions here

 

[Marquis]

Fine..you can be sure I'll never ask any questions here

Because I made a joke about your spelling?


If being treated differently is really what you want, I can do that.

 

[witcha]

Because I made a joke about your spelling?


If being treated differently is really what you want, I can do that.

Would reply to that..but would be pretty much useless coz you'd edit it out in 3 mins..

 

[Marquis]

I sent you a pm.

 

[witcha]

Replied to it

 

[graceanne]

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[Sir_Winston54]

Ok..what is a potato cannon?

Since no one has bothered to answer your original question, but instead chose to pick at your inadvertent misspelling...

A potato cannon is a device that uses either gunpowder or fireworks powder or other propellant (air, alcohol, natural gas, butane, etc.) to fire a potato or potato substitute long distances at high speeds. It began as a children's toy (big children, lol), but has developed to the point that some have been built to fire 12-foot chunks of lumber at concrete block walls at over 100mph (something about testing construction standards for hurricane areas).

 

[graceanne]

Since no one has bothered to answer your original question, but instead chose to pick at your inadvertent misspelling...

A potato cannon is a device that uses either gunpowder or fireworks powder or other propellant (air, alcohol, natural gas, butane, etc.) to fire a potato or potato substitute long distances at high speeds. It began as a children's toy (big children, lol), but has developed to the point that some have been built to fire 12-foot chunks of lumber at concrete block walls at over 100mph (something about testing construction standards for hurricane areas).

Oh, cool. I want one!

 

[witcha]

Since no one has bothered to answer your original question, but instead chose to pick at your inadvertent misspelling...

A potato cannon is a device that uses either gunpowder or fireworks powder or other propellant (air, alcohol, natural gas, butane, etc.) to fire a potato or potato substitute long distances at high speeds. It began as a children's toy (big children, lol), but has developed to the point that some have been built to fire 12-foot chunks of lumber at concrete block walls at over 100mph (something about testing construction standards for hurricane areas).

Thank you..but apparently it's not a good idea to ask bout anything here, so can assure you you'll never have to bother to answer my stupd and childish questions...

 

[graceanne]

Thank you..but apparently it's not a good idea to ask bout anything here, so can assure you you'll never have to bother to answer my stupd and childish questions...

Well, I didn't know what it was either. I'm glad you asked, I thought I was the only one, lol.