The Isolated Blurt BDSM Thread

[A Desert Rose]

Yes, you are all three right. I guess I did a shitty job as a mom.

Nevermind.

 

[FungiUg]

I was teasing you, silly!

It must be a common failing of mothers world wide if that is the real root cause. Personally I like being tidy in the loo, and because I'm such a contrary person, I make sure I put the toilet lid down -- that way instead of pissing off women by leaving the toilet seat up, I piss off everyone by putting the lid down! Yay!

However, living with two teenage boys now, I am coming to the realisation that boys as a rule are indeed messy when it comes to their toilet. Okay, so I am generalising from only two samples, but hey.

 

[Richard49]

Yes, you are all three right. I guess I did a shitty job as a mom.

Nevermind.

Me Tarzan
me teasing you also

me pee where ever

you Jane?

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Yes, you are all three right. I guess I did a shitty job as a mom.

Nevermind.

Read your PM please.

 

[Kajira Callista]

Read your PM please.

Hmm i dont really think its a mothers job. I dont have one of those things and ireally dont know how to use them so how could i teach someone who has one to use one???? Huh huh?????

 

[AngelicAssassin]

... I dont have one of those things and ireally dont know how to use them so how could i teach someone who has one to use one???? Huh huh?????

What's the fastest way to remind someone of a capability?

Take it away from them.

 

[Kajira Callista]

What's the fastest way to remind someone of a capability?

Take it away from them.

I'll shut up now

 

[AngelicAssassin]

I'll shut up now

i referred to standing up and urinating into a toilet.

Make a young male sit down to pee and the effort involved versus unzipping sometimes makes them think.

If not, leave the seat up ...

 

[Kajira Callista]

i referred to standing up and urinating into a toilet.

Make a young male sit down to pee and the effort involved versus unzipping sometimes makes them think.

If not, leave the seat up ...

So tell me something, how do you teach them to to uhmmmm..not do what every boy/guy does that makes a mess ...the mess that ADR was refering to, because us chicks dont have a clue as ta how ya all miss that huge target.

 

[FungiUg]

Try getting them to stand on their heads.

 

[AngelicAssassin]

So tell me something, how do you teach them to to uhmmmm..not do what every boy/guy does that makes a mess ...the mess that ADR was refering to ...

Teach them, regardless of the outcome, to clean up after themselves from the beginning, and be ruthless when they don't.

... because us chicks dont have a clue as ta how ya all miss that huge target.

To be honest, most of us miss at one time, or another. If you think about the physics, throw in the morning erection, and a lack or laziness of bladder control ... voila. i won't even get into sticky dick after orgasm.

Kittycat/Miss T, please feel free to delete, move, whatever this hijack of the blurt thread.

my apologies to ADR for responding to her blurt.

 

[WriterDom]

There is something about you that just makes me want to stick my cock in your mouth.

 

[Richard49]

I have suffered greatly this holiday season
last year you lead me to believe that holidays could be good
another lie
another fantasy

 

[Sirs Lady]

i know we're not supposed to reply to this thread, but i hope you're feeling better...

 

[A Desert Rose]

Read your PM please.

I did, just now. And thank you very much. ;-)

 

[A Desert Rose]

here's a hellava blurt...

 

[Kajira Callista]

I like today...I feel GOOD!

 

[WriterDom]

http://www.literotica.com/stories/showstory.php?id=121573

Love the accent. Wonder if she would give me phone sex?

 

[redelicious]

My, what a tangled web....

 

[TigerClaw]

......

 

[A Desert Rose]

you looked, didn't you? ;-)

 

[TigerClaw]

......

......

 

[redelicious]

you looked, didn't you? ;-)

I looked!!!

 

[A Desert Rose]

big smiles all around

 

[Daddyslilpet]

I looked!!!

*wonders off to find a store that sells those*