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Also, today I found out my 43 year run of perfect vision has come to a screeching halt. :(

Glasses. :mad:
 
A long afternoon at the hospital yesterday, and we were back this morning at 10 am to get the necessaries for the 2pm appt... which we got to push forward by a haf hour, so that we actually left at about the time we were thinking we'de be arriving, back when yesterday was all we knew.

Plus some ugly shenanigans in the neighborhood that I wish weren't.

Tired, I am.
 
Most of my recipe searches online, and 100 % of my online baked good recipe searches, start with the words:

"Betty Crocker 1956"
 
Also, today I found out my 43 year run of perfect vision has come to a screeching halt. :(

Glasses. :mad:

I only made it half that far before I needed them.
Don't worry, you are so gonna rock the beaded lanyard!!
 
Don't worry, you are so gonna rock the beaded lanyard!!

Oh dear.

I made it a third as far as you, K, and two-thirds as far as you, CF.


Oh, it wasn't a competition? :confused:

It is karma. Plain and simple. I have been very smug in my 20/20 with the hubby. Mostly because he nagged me about reading in low light and I felt the need to defend myself. Still, calling myself his "seeing eye human" whenever he forgot to bring his specs to a restaurant and couldn't read the menu was probably pushing it. :rolleyes:
 
Finally some good news, my school refund check is coming early.

I had planned on saving most of it for summer classes and buying books/new laptop with it, but as I have been off work for near a month, and haven't received a penny yet, that money will help make sure I have rent and electric this month and possibly next. Good news indeed.
 
BDSM Diet

If you weigh yourself when you have an erection, do you think you's weigh more than than without?
 
If you do not stop fighting with me for NO reason, they are seriously pondering being the most hated kind of people at the no-kill shelter.

-tip from awesome cat to geriatric dumbass cat
 
I'm feeling way too much like other times in my life that I swore I never wanted to go back to ever again.
 
I cannot sleep. Stupid itching mosquito bites and stupid busy mind are keeping me awake. :mad:

News from the fungi front (because my life at the moment pretty much consists of berries and mushrooms): I found some Hedgehog mushrooms today, the first ones I've ever found myself! They were yummy, as expected. And I also found a ton of chanterelles and trumpets of the dead. I'm starting to run out of space to store all the mushrooms, and the porcino et al. season is only now just beginning. Woe be me, I clearly need a larger apartment with more storage for dried mushrooms.
 
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I cannot sleep. Stupid itching mosquito bites and stupid busy mind are keeping me awake. :mad:

News from the fungi front (because my life at the moment pretty much consists of berries and mushrooms): I found some Hedgehog mushrooms today, the first ones I've ever found myself! They were yummy, as expected. And I also found a ton of chanterelles and trumpets of the dead. I'm starting to run out of space to store all the mushrooms, and the porcino et al. season is only now just beginning. Woe be me, I clearly need a larger apartment with more storage for dried mushrooms.

I'm so green right now! I'd love to be able to walk some where and find edibles.

space I can relate to. My sewing nook has officially taken over the entire front of my apt leaving me to live in the bedroom. :rolleyes:
 
Hey X-Files fans...

So, my brain is totally fried and I decided to take the day off. Yay! I've been randomly surfing stuff all day. Stumbled across a clip of one of my X-Files scenes. SEE me rub David Duchovny's chest! (Not really, I was faking it) HEAR Scully's fist hit my gut! (Not really, we faked that too).

It took two full 13+ hour days to film this scene. Most of it was cut out. And there was one hilarious take when Scully's double mis-timed the jumping spin kick, stumbled over the dark-haired stunt girl, and then I reacted to her punch before she actually threw it. It was like a 3-Stooges moment - wish I had that on film.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpZYPc4yOM0&feature=related

p.s. I am not the nurse with the huge hooters. Definitely not.
 
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Hey X-Files fans...

So, my brain is totally fried and I decided to take the day off. Yay! I've been randomly surfing stuff all day. Stumbled across a clip of one of my X-Files scenes. SEE me rub David Duchovny's chest! (Not really, I was faking it) HEAR Scully's fist hit my gut! (Not really, we faked that too).

It took two full 13+ hour days to film this scene. Most of it was cut out. And there was one hilarious take when Scully's double mis-timed the jumping spin kick, stumbled over the dark-haired stunt girl, and then I reacted to her punch before she actually threw it. It was like a 3-Stooges moment - wish I had that on film.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpZYPc4yOM0&feature=related

p.s. I am not the nurse with the huge hooters. Definitely not.

Cool!
 
Hey X-Files fans...

So, my brain is totally fried and I decided to take the day off. Yay! I've been randomly surfing stuff all day. Stumbled across a clip of one of my X-Files scenes. SEE me rub David Duchovny's chest! (Not really, I was faking it) HEAR Scully's fist hit my gut! (Not really, we faked that too).

It took two full 13+ hour days to film this scene. Most of it was cut out. And there was one hilarious take when Scully's double mis-timed the jumping spin kick, stumbled over the dark-haired stunt girl, and then I reacted to her punch before she actually threw it. It was like a 3-Stooges moment - wish I had that on film.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpZYPc4yOM0&feature=related

p.s. I am not the nurse with the huge hooters. Definitely not.
You looked good getting the crap kicked out of you.
 
My aged parents are so funny sometimes! My father has really gotten into watching Chinese and Korean TV-- partly because there are English subtitles, and he's deaf. So half the commercials are for restaurants in the East LA area, and they show this glorious food And he starts craving the stuff. So I say; "I know that restaurant, let's go eat there" But he won't drive all that long way just to eat dinner. And he won't let anyone else drive. And I know that he really won't pay the prices that really good Chinese food costs, because he's a tightwad about paying for food.

So he orders food from the totally shitty cheap Chinese takeout place in the neighborhood which has been totally shitty forever. But it's cheap, and nearby. So we eat this shitty cheap Chinese food, and my mother says "It used to be better than this."

Which it never was.

So here I sit, full of cheapass food and highly amused.
 
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