The Isolated Blurt BDSM Thread

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Don't you be dissing my cupcakes. *stares pointedly*

I think my shift away from the position of advocating total eradication of all shops selling cupcakes is very generous.

Besides. I bake. You will need me for snacks in the post-apocalypse period.
 
It's so "tempting" to "write" like "this" now. No idea what "prompted" the "urge," but "still."
 
The weather demands that all women be lashed twice a day to detoxify them
 
Ok, I'm going to sleep. I expect to find I've had the last word on this in the morning.

I mean, "word." Wait, it's kind of fun.
 
You vanish for months and reappear just to annoy ITW?

I approve. :)
Is there a better reason? I can't think of one.

Well, there has to be a word in there for it to be annoying. I have nothing against poor innocent quotation marks. They didn't ask to be misused.

I mean, "ask." :rolleyes:
You're such a snob, ITW! You probably want everybody's kids to go to college.

Ok, I'm going to sleep. I expect to find I've had the last word on this in the morning.

I mean, "word." Wait, it's kind of fun.
Dare to dream. ;)
 
Oh holy mother of fuck...that was weird!!!!!!! Of all people...that was one I never expected...
 
Puppy play, kitten play, pony play...not a lot of honey badger play out there I've noticed. Such unexplored possibilities there.

Sea urchin play?

Hmm...gives me a thread idea. Maybe later.
 
Puppy play, kitten play, pony play...not a lot of honey badger play out there I've noticed. Such unexplored possibilities there.

Sea urchin play?

Hmm...gives me a thread idea. Maybe later.

Your thinking is still too limited. Time to go mythical.

Unicorn play (insert your own horn joke wherever. I won't judge.) Gryphon play, perhaps? Ooh! Manticore play!
 
Puppy play, kitten play, pony play...not a lot of honey badger play out there I've noticed. Such unexplored possibilities there.

Sea urchin play?

Hmm...gives me a thread idea. Maybe later.

Owwww sea urchins are total Sadists!
 
Looks like I'm actually pretty awesome at studying even if I don't try all that much.

One more to go. A small one.
 
The sun is shining, the wind is blowing, and I wish I were a woman of independent means (slinks off back to work).
 
The sun is shining, the wind is blowing, and I wish I were a woman of independent means (slinks off back to work).

You and me both!

I had a dream last night that I got one wish so decided I would wish for 100 million million dollars. Then I was trying to decide how to explain my sudden wealth to the government. :confused:

I wouldn't really need that much. I live nicely off of what I make now, if i could just keep that with out spending 45 hours a week in a shit hole I'd be happy.
 
4 days until I find out for sure if in 5 days I will need moving boxes! It really seems like it is perfect for what I need AND want, so please, please, PLEASE let this be the one! *crossing fingers and toes*
 
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