The Internet Dom

[JupitersGirl]

I finally got it.

First pm=wanna talk?....no, after looking at your profile, I don't think our interests match, but thanks for the contact and I wish you luck in your search.
2nd pm=I just want to talk to you.....ok, can't hurt.
3rd pm=what's your email addy.....I send email addy.
1st email=IM....I send IM info.
2nd email=what toys do you have? Have them ready when we IM. You're going to need them.

PUH-LEESE!! I am so ticked off I can't even respond. Help with my response would be greatly appreciated!!

 

[Limbhugger]

How about...

3rd email=Grow up and go fix your vanilla wife something to eat.

 

[JupitersGirl]

How about...

3rd email=Grow up and go fix your vanilla wife something to eat.

I like that!

 

[A Desert Rose]

...PUH-LEESE!! I am so ticked off I can't even respond. Help with my response would be greatly appreciated!!

How about, don't respond to him at all?

 

[Kajira Callista]

Re: Re: The Internet Dom

How about, don't respond to him at all?

I would have to agree with ADR

 

[JupitersGirl]

I thought about that. I just thought it might be easier to stop by one well worded email rather than have to ignore pms, ims and emails. The polite in me wants to answer, the ticked off in me wants to answer, the logical in me wants not to answer.

Wonder which of me will win out?

 

[Netzach]

The polite girl needs a gag.

She's the one who got you into this fix.

Whenever I let her out she winds up wasting my time.

 

[morninggirl5]

The polite girl needs a gag.

She's the one who got you into this fix.

Whenever I let her out she winds up wasting my time.

Amen!

 

[Caitlynne]

The polite girl needs a gag.

She's the one who got you into this fix.

Whenever I let her out she winds up wasting my time.

Amen to that!!!

~ Cait

 

[Krinaia]

Ohh... and here I thought we'd be sharing our stories of our first forays into the lifestyle where our innocent virgin selves vowed our submission to some online dominant... I had two such dominants... hehe... both complete disasters except that one of them inadvertently brought me to you guys

 

[JupitersGirl]

The polite girl needs a gag.

She's the one who got you into this fix.

Whenever I let her out she winds up wasting my time.

Don't I know it!

Oh and SLB....you can share if you want to!

 

[WildRose40DDD]

IM

Don't you have the option to IGNORE a user on your IM program?

 

[JupitersGirl]

Re: IM

Don't you have the option to IGNORE a user on your IM program?

Hmmm......yes! Took me a while to find it, but I know how to use it now.

 

[FungiUg]

I had two such dominants... hehe... both complete disasters except that one of them inadvertently brought me to you guys

Well, nice to know I wasn't the ONLY disaster...

 

[Wolf_77]

LMAO, you have to love the iggy feature.

BUT, u should really try being careful.........

 

[RoughPlay]

I finally got it.

First pm=wanna talk?....no, after looking at your profile, I don't think our interests match, but thanks for the contact and I wish you luck in your search.
2nd pm=I just want to talk to you.....ok, can't hurt.
3rd pm=what's your email addy.....I send email addy.
1st email=IM....I send IM info.
2nd email=what toys do you have? Have them ready when we IM. You're going to need them.

PUH-LEESE!! I am so ticked off I can't even respond. Help with my response would be greatly appreciated!!

How would you like to be approached ?

 

[Krinaia]

Well, nice to know I wasn't the ONLY disaster...

Lol... actually I forgot to count you. I think a spanking is in order.

EVERYONE, I FORGOT TO COUNT MY CURRENT ONLINE DOMINANT -Mr. Fungi!

Though, the man is a wretched flirt and i have a hard time telling him how to dominant me, I have to constantly remind him of his domliness and how to dominant me. It's such a pain. <Sighs and flips hair>

It's just so hard to find a reasonable online dom nowadays.

Perhaps I'll get a second one on the side...

wonders how many online fake doms you have to have before you become an online fake sub

 

[redelicious]

Lol... actually I forgot to count you. I think a spanking is in order.

EVERYONE, I FORGOT TO COUNT MY CURRENT ONLINE DOMINANT -Mr. Fungi!

Though, the man is a wretched flirt and i have a hard time telling him how to dominant me, I have to constantly remind him of his domliness and how to dominant me. It's such a pain. <Sighs and flips hair>

It's just so hard to find a reasonable online dom nowadays.

Perhaps I'll get a second one on the side...

wonders how many online fake doms you have to have before you become an online fake sub

WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fungi is MY online fake Dom!!!! What gives???

 

[FungiUg]

Ooops! Caught out. I've been a bad, bad Dom...

Actually, it's okay. I think I'm Skyline's fake Master, not fake Dom. So I can still be Red's fake Dom as well.

Whew.

I never asked, but what exactly ARE the duties of a fake Master/Dom? Please tell me what it is I should be doing...

 

[JupitersGirl]

Re: Re: The Internet Dom

How would you like to be approached ?

From behind?

 

[RoughPlay]

Re: Re: Re: The Internet Dom

From behind?

I'll bring my own toys just in case you like them.

 

[JupitersGirl]

Re: Re: Re: Re: The Internet Dom

I'll bring my own toys just in case you like them.

Ah! A true gentleman....

 

[Vixandra]

To play the devil's advocate:
The idiot could be some poor lost 18 y/o boy with not a clue in the world, who wants to feel powerful by telling someone what to do sexually.

Done with that! My opinion- tell him you only play with real men/Dom/women/Domme's and that he obviously isn't one. Or something equally cruel.
But then, I believe that stupidity and ignorance, when self inflicted, should hurt.
Vix

 

[RoughPlay]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: The Internet Dom

Ah! A true gentleman....

Perhaps you should see my toys before making any final judgements. I don't think a gentleman would do what I had in mind.

 

[Wolf_77]

*listens and watching intently- hoping to learn some more*