The International Rules of Manhood

[rengadeirishman]

If more Americans knew about Rugby, the NFL would go bankrupt. Football, bleagh!

i love football, but rugby is far manlier.

 

[where]

-wonders if DP will survive the wife and 3 daughters on the same cycle. Natures cruelest joke, having women that spend lots of time together, cycle together-

*Nods* Even I can't stand being at home then. Mr TRB just takes to the bottle.

 

[where]

i love football, but rugby is far manlier.

as are the men

 

[starrkers]

You need to watch a game. My partner and I will stop a safari in its tracks for a Three Nations Cup game. The RSA vs. Australia vs. New Zealand. Awesome!

Sadly, the Wallabies aren't much competition right now for either the All Blacks or the Springboks.

eta: and US "football" is for pussies

*runs fast*

 

[rgraham666]

Sadly, the Wallabies aren't much competition right now for either the All Blacks or the Springboks.

eta: and US "football" is for pussies

*runs fast*

A conversation I had with a friend a few years ago.

Me: What's the difference between Australian Rules Football and rugby?

Friend: In rugby uppercuts are not considered standard offensive maneuvers.

 

[starrkers]

Australian Rules is a prissy game played in half the country and claimed as something special (can you tell I live where it's not a big deal?).
It has few rules and makes even less sense than gridiron.

 

[rgraham666]

Gee, don't hold back, starr.

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

Both Ice and Aquatic Dancing shall under no circumstances be either as a considered a sport or watched.

The toilet seat shall remain in the upright position at all times when not in use.

 

[SlickTony]

8. On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.

Even if it's your wife and small daughters with you on the road trip, sitting on their heels and squirming. For miles and miles and miles.

That's the cause of at least 70% of cases of BPH. It's the Cosmic Justice System at work.

33. Evidently if a guy finds out that his good friend and doubles partner has egregiously and to a perfectly ridiculous degree understated his income in the divorce court in order to get less onerous terms, he may razz said friend about it unmercifully.

 

[SeaCat]

Hmmmmmmm,

After reading this thread I think I might have to re-write my rules of manhood. Nah, I'll just keep on living and loving the way I have been.

Cat