The Inconvenient Burglar

[greeneyedvirgin]

Saw this on Facebook thought I would give it a go on here.

You're a burglar and you break into people's houses but you only steal what will inconvenience them.

What are you taking?



The doors off of the washer and dryer.

 

[Mr_bogey]

Saw this on Facebook thought I would give it a go on here.

You're a burglar and you break into people's houses but you only steal what will inconvenience them.

What are you taking?



The doors off of the washer and dryer.

Driver's licenses and toilet seats.

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

Every single piece of elastic.

 

[Acktion]

Every battery.

 

[ydahecnot]

All the TVs and computers

 

[AlpineFresco]

Fucking amazing idea for a thread!

Every screw and bracket, except the bottom most ones, from every door and cupboard. And every lightbulb.

 

[JennyNo1]

Every remote control

 

[greeneyedvirgin]

The pull chains for their ceiling fans.

 

[hotoldrguy]

any dildoes or fleshlights and lubricants oh and I would short sheet the bed

 

[hairball18]

All their clocks.

 

[Oreosandwichcookie]

Burgler

Toilet paper and paper towels

 

[greeneyedvirgin]

All the left shoes!

 

[Dardesstra]

Every single lightbulb, including the one in the fridge.

 

[babygirlslave19]

Their microwave.

 

[done_got_old]

The flush handles on the toilets.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

every fork and spoon. I will leave the knives the butter knives anyway.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

one sock from every pair, except for a pair or two, which will be separated in with all the singles, so eventually if they try long enough, they might just find a match.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

every label off every canned good. and I will mix the pet food in with the tuna and vegetables.

 

[ImSinister]

Just the yolks out of their eggs.

 

[greeneyedvirgin]

The labels on their prescription bottles.

 

[done_got_old]

The labels from the canned goods.

 

[Sundayschild]

1 DVD from each letter of the alphabet. And try and record the conversation when they're trying to figure out whether they actually owned Quadrophenia...

(Great idea for a thread btw)

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

the tab off every zipper.

 

[done_got_old]

The 'e' key from your keyboard.

 

[greeneyedvirgin]

These are hilarious!

The cords off of every electrical item.