The Important Word: FUCK: An Ode to Blue's Thoughts

bluntforcemama

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I've fucking decided to use the fucking word "fuck" all the fucking time, because it's become fuckingly apparent that some fucking people can't say a fucking word without putting "fuck" in front of it or fucking after it first.

I'm not fucking in FUCKING LUST with some poor fuck, I'm just in lust with them. I'm not fucking this, I'm not fucking that. I think "fuck" is overrated, but I'll fucking use it anyway because it fuckin' makes me look even more fucking stupid than that fucktard over fucking yonder. How do I like to FUCK? I don't, I like to fuckin' make LOVE. I don't lick, suck, or fuck. I lick, suck, and make LOVE. Maybe I'm a lucky sick fuck. I don't turn down someone who fuckin' wants to fuck me, I fuckin' turn him down because he said the fuckin' word FUCK instead of love/lust. Scheduling a time to fuck? How about scheduling a time when I don't say the WORD fuck? The best time of the day for fucking is when I don't call it fucking.



Could somebody pass me a bowl of tact? I think it needs to be fuckin' shared. Do I make myself fucking clear?
 
Absolutely fucking clear dear. Have a bowl of Taco dip and some nachos....
 
Fuck off, Twinkie Queen.


Or fuck me, whichever is easier.
 
alltherage said:
Absofuckinglutely clear.

Oh, I like this fucking rage.

Hey, look fucking look what Juspar fucking taught me!

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Do you fuckin' get it?
 
Could you FUCKing type that again? I think I FUCKing missed something.....:D
 
fucking hell myst, whos rattled your fucking cage ? what the fuck is up with you . all you fucking do is go around fucking swearing at every dumb fuck on the board . for fucks sake there is more to fucking life than that . it is not like it has any fucking importance , go out there and tell the fucking world to go take a flying fuck because you are not interested and dont give a continental fuck about any of them . fuck them all off by telling them to go and fuck themselves.







pablofuckingtwinkieback



fuck
 
Fucking suck my fucking cock... okay not really ... just thought it would be fucking funny to say... Time for me to go fuck off
 
Myst said:
No FUCKING way, Fuckus.

Well FUCK me...........what the FUCK did I FUCKing do? Huh?


oh by the way FUCK me if I'm wrong but..............





..........FUCK I FUCKing forgot :eek:
 
Myst said:


Oh, I like this fucking rage.

Hey, look fucking look what Juspar fucking taught me!

8===D
8=====D
8=======D


Do you fuckin' get it?
Oh what the fuck. Gettin the fuck off this thread fucking pronto.
 
Your fucking grammar stinks! It's "honor" not fucking "honer!" Hi Fly on the fucking wall! How the fuck are you?
 
Myst said:
Your fucking grammar stinks! It's "honor" not fucking "honer!" Hi Fly on the fucking wall! How the fuck are you?

I"m doing just Fucking fine, thanke you verry fucking much.

and that wasn't a grammer probblem, I'm Fucking dyslexic so fuck spelling.

Hope you have a fucking great day girl :D
 
Yeah, I know. But you always got in trouble for it because Mom thought you were teaching me all those bad words.
 
Thanks for reminding me. Next time I see you I'm going to make you eat a bar of Dial. You rat.

I bet mom would not only blame this little f word fiasco of yours on me, but she'd blame me for leading you to a porn site.

Thank gawd they don't let her have the 'Net at work.
 
Where the fucking hell did I put my fucking heals. Good fucking gravey fucking hell. I can't go out barefoot i'll freeze my fucking toes the fuck off. And if i don't go fucking out what chance to i have to get fucked tonight. As much as a fucking snowfuckingball in a microfuckingwave. SHOES!
 
Myst said:
Your fucking grammar stinks! It's "honor" not fucking "honer!" Hi Fly on the fucking wall! How the fuck are you?

You fucking yankies, don't you fucking know there's a fucking 'U' in the word honour? for fuck's sake.

Do any of you fuckers notice that after you see fuck written so often, it looks like a fucking stupid word?

Well fuck me backwards with a fucking broom - I'm out a here.
 
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