The important questions about Jolie's decision

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Are leftest women more willing to remove their breasts than those in the center or right of the political spectrum?

Is Brad Pitt now trapped by his "supposed" political and social views in a marriage he would otherwise abandon?

Will she have reconstructive surgey to offer her man fake fun bags?

Could any of this have happened to a bigger cunt?
 
She already had reconstructive surgery. Before she ever gave the interview.
 
other than your wallet, do you have any redeeming features?
 
She gave $148 million to help people in third world countries last year, she provided clean drinking water, medicine, and education to some of the poorest people in the world. That woman has given away more money then I will ever see. What problem can you possibly have with Jolie?
 
She gave $148 million to help people in third world countries last year, she provided clean drinking water, medicine, and education to some of the poorest people in the world. That woman has given away more money then I will ever see. What problem can you possibly have with Jolie?

Did you not read any of the financials that were hacked?

Her charities and trusts are structured to MAKE her money while the outgoings are tax write offs. The truth lies not in how much a charity gives away. It lies in how much it takes in and keeps!

She's a fraud. Christ, are you wet behind the ears.
 
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Did you not read any of the financials that were hacked?

Her charities and trusts are structured to MAKE her money while the outgoings are tax write offs.

She's a fraud. Christ, are you wet behind the ears.

No, I didn't. I don't really think about celebrities. I will shamefully admit that I only knew she did charity work at all because my mom loves shit like that and I knew she donated a lot to charities so I did a quick google search to get the exact number.

And yet a google search trying to find what you're talking about didn't bring me anything. I'm not nearly invested enough in this to click on the second page of google.
 
The Jolie-Pitt Foundation, just one of the charities she has founded, takes in far more than it gives away.

Think about it...
 
Youre right. Celebs set up their charities in the Caymans, and create bogus beneficiaries. Their money flows to the Cayman charity where its distributed to the bogus beneficiaries, all of them the generous celeb.
 
i find it odd that a woman would have them removed just because of a maybe. why not just have regular check ups, and blood tests? would a man have his testicles removed all because of a maybe? no.
reminds me of a friend who had a hysterectomy all because she got tired of having a period when she went on vacation.
 
I wonder whether Jolie is creating threads on some board somewhere about the flaws she perceives in ChinaBandit.
 
As if we didn't already know that china bandit was an idiot, this seals it.
 
I like the GB. Every day when I log in I get to say, "no matter how bad I am, how I've fucked up in my life, at least I'm orders of magnitude better then THAT cunt."
 
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