The importance of width~

[Guest]

(my apologies to davidwatts and his length thread)

Ladies (or men) - Which do you prefer in your male partner (or in your choice of sex toys)?

Large length or wide girth? Or both? Neither?

Right now I'm stressed from too much work, political news is annoying me, my children are driving me up the wall, my house is a mess and - well, you get the picture.

I need a dumb, pointless thread.

Hijack away.

(or just talk about dicks - works for me)

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

Width is really nice... unless you like to do anal.. then it can be a problem...

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Width and stamina, oh yeah!

 

[Lisa Denton]

I like thin fingers, toys, etc............... Unless its a gay clown, then I like it when they have a wide concealed weapon and bang the bologna out of me, so to speak, or sumpthin. Butt I'm just funny about clowns that way, they make me all gigglely and goofy.

I mean, if you can't take a joke in bed, are you really thinkin outside the jack-in-the-box.

 

[Guest]

I am satisfied with an average (or a bit above average) length, and an average or below average width. Even at my age that can fill me up fine. I've had too long and too wide and did not keep up with their owners enough to get used to it.

Besides, a cock is not all there is to good sex for me.

Perdita

 

[Lisa Denton]

I am satisfied with an average (or a bit above average) length, and an average or below average width. Even at my age that can fill me up fine. I've had too long and too wide and did not keep up with their owners enough to get used to it.

Besides, a cock is not all there is to good sex for me.

Perdita

Gee mum, sometimes you're a twat (Lisa runs Laffin) hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahhahahahahah!!!!

P.S. Is that a sheep in your AV?

 

[Guest]

Is that a sheep in your AV?

It's a drawing I made of Lewd Lew. I like when he calls me a twat but I guess I had to make him a transexual ram so Loulou wouldn't think I was encroaching on her territory. (She says he never takes his boots off.)

Glad you're having fun, honeypie. - Mums

 

[killallhippies]

width is bad, but i'm a boy. too wide can hurt something awful.

 

[impressive]

Besides, a cock is not all there is to good sex for me.

So true! Now tongue, on the other hand, is essential (unless batteries are involved).

 

[Lisa Denton]

It's a drawing I made of Lewd Lew. I like when he calls me a twat but I guess I had to make him a transexual ram so Loulou wouldn't think I was encroaching on her territory. (She says he never takes his boots off.)

Glad you're having fun, honeypie. - Mums

Transexual rams and sheep twats? They live at Tatelou's place? Does she have a big yard or something?

I am having fun now, I was replacing my motherboard and CPU which almost drove me nuts and took days cause of a wiring short. Of course the wire which was shorting was my CPU fan, so everytime it would stop so would my heart.
Anywho, I will get to laugh at the guy at the shop who said "It might be too big a job for a little lady."

 

[SlickTony]

I will get to laugh at the guy at the shop who said "It might be too big a job for a little lady."

Egad, people actually still say stuff like this? I suppose next he told you you shouldn't fret your pretty little head about it.

 

[Lisa Denton]

Egad, people actually still say stuff like this? I suppose next he told you you shouldn't fret your pretty little head about it.

How did you know?

I live in Texas and hear stuff like that all the time, menfolks think us purty lil darlins get confused changin a light bulb, I gave him a look which shut him up fast. I know hardware, I work on all the neighbors kids computers. Its the little gremlins like wiring shorts that get me.

I take comfort in assuming he had a skinny short penis.

 

[Guest]

It's a drawing I made of Lewd Lew. I like when he calls me a twat but I guess I had to make him a transexual ram so Loulou wouldn't think I was encroaching on her territory. (She says he never takes his boots off.)

Glad you're having fun, honeypie. - Mums

Talking of big dicks...

PMSL!!!

I'm still cracking up over all that lot. Perdita, you are an amazing fucking twat!!

Loulou - larfing

P.S. Lisa, no I haven't got a big yard, thanks very much.

 

[lewdandlicentious]

Actually, I quite like your "yard"!!!!!

 

[doormouse]

A cock is a cock. Big, small, fat, thin. If the guy has no fucking idea how to use it, I'd rather use a finger. That simple.

I prefer a smaller size 'cause I love having them in my mouth, but that's just me. Doing that gets me off more times than sex does.

So guys, shove your cock in your girls mouth LOL



Good thread sweet.

 

[Guest]

Actually, I quite like your "yard"!!!!!

Yes, I have got that impression. Mwah!

And I quite like your "yardstick".

*groan*

 

[doormouse]

get a room you two

 

[Guest]

get a room you two

Hey, now why didn't we think of that???



Original message deleted, cos I bottled it.

 

[doormouse]

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Godddd I've wanted to say this back to you since my 50 reasons I love LDW thread...

someone pass me the bucket

 

[Guest]

Godddd I've wanted to say this back to you since my 50 reasons I love LDW thread...

someone pass me the bucket

LOL!

You're too quick. I went back and edited mine, but you got there first.

Ok, I deserved that. LOL!

 

[doormouse]

I edited mine too LOL

And look at it ^ ^

I think I was too fast LOL

 

[Guest]

I love having them in my mouth, but that's just me.

I knew there had to be women like Dor. And of course half a world away!

 

[doormouse]

I knew there had to be women like Dor. And of course half a world away!

Lol

 

[Guest]

 

[impressive]

Yes, mistress.

And that's the correct response, too! You win today's ... um ... prize.