The Imagine-This-Was-Porn Game

[Liar]

Gimmie a famous quote, a movie line, a song title, whatever, that would mean...erm...something else, as pillow talk. Or porno dialog.


Here's a sample:


"You came in that? You're braver than I thought."
-Princess Leia, Star Wars

 

[English Lady]

*LOL*

I don't think I know enough about movies to join in very much with this game!

 

[Liar]

Slackers.


"I don't know if it's worth five dollars but it's pretty fucking good."
-Vincent Vega, Pulp Fiction

 

[Boxlicker101]

Gimmie a famous quote, a movie line, a song title, whatever, that would mean...erm...something else, as pillow talk. Or porno dialog.


Here's a sample:


"You came in that? You're braver than I thought."
-Princess Leia, Star Wars

Actually, what I think she said was more like: "You go into space in that? You're braver than I thought." It was not intended as a compliment of Han Solo's bravery; it was meant as a putdown of his spaceship.

 

[only_more_so]

Actually, what I think she said was more like: "You go into space in that? You're braver than I thought." It was not intended as a compliment of Han Solo's bravery; it was meant as a putdown of his spaceship.

Actually, Liar is right about what she said. It is an incredibly common quote to take out of context, especially amoung the sci-fi geek community.

Same with "Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell."

 

[Boxlicker101]

Actually, Liar is right about what she said. It is an incredibly common quote to take out of context, especially amoung the sci-fi geek community.

Same with "Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell."

I don't claim to remember the exact words, but I remember the gist and the context quite well. Han, Luke and the princess were running to the space ship, on their way to escaping from the Death Star. When she saw the ship, that was when she made the disparaging comment.

 

[only_more_so]

I don't claim to remember the exact words, but I remember the gist and the context quite well. Han, Luke and the princess were running to the space ship, on their way to escaping from the Death Star. When she saw the ship, that was when she made the disparaging comment.

You definately got the situation correct, but I believe the point of the thread is to take quotes out of context and make them sound like porno lines.

 

[john-the-author]

"I am gonna straight-up murder your ass."
-- Frank Vitchard, Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

"I just want you to feel you're doing well. I hate for people to die embarrassed."
and
"You be careful. People in masks cannot be trusted."
-- Fezzik, The Princess Bride

"Not to be rude or anything, but this isn't a great time for me to have a house elf in my bedroom."
--Harry Potter, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

And, from "Angel," this classic line from Cordelia:

"Do you think that tentacle spew comes out with dry cleaning?"

 

[Liar]

"Can you make mine really tight, cos I don't wanna fall out. I mean, almost to the point of cutting off circulation."
-Oscar Choi, Armageddon

 

[tickledkitty]

"This is Bob. Bob had bitch tits." - Narrator, Fight Club

 

[lesbiaphrodite]

"Aw, me so horny. Awww, me so horny. Awww, me so horny. Me love you long time."--Full Metal Jacket

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Book titles that became movie titles and might have porn possibilities.

The Naked and The Dead

From Here To Eternity

The Agony and The Ecstasy

The African Queen


three "just movie" titles

It Happened One Night

The Russians Are Coming! The Russians Are Coming!

and last but not least:

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs

Rumple Foreskin

 

[Selena_Kitt]

101 Dalmations:

Cadpig: Uh-oh, someone came between Rolly and dessert.

(I'm so going to hell... )

 

[Jet Black]

“Oh. And I thought they smelled bad on the *outside*.’


Han Solo - Empire Strikes Back.


Gotta be one of my favorites.

 

[BlackShanglan]

"Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes."

That's quite a fetish.

 

[gauchecritic]

Couldn't think of any movie lines, this is from 'The Truth' a discworld novel.

Werewolf to Mr Pin: Let's see who finishes squeezing first, eh?

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

Hmmm...

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning. It smells like...victory." Apocolyps Now

Chico Marx: "The garbage man is herel" (said for the third time)

Groucho without breaking stride: "Tell him to leave two bags."
A night at the Opera

 

[cloudy]

"No more Mr. cuddly toy. I'm not hanging around here to be a whipping boy for ganja Grace and captain Nicky the fuckin' lobster queen."

~ Matthew Stewart, Saving Grace

 

[impressive]

"You mean, like a sleep over? Okay! I get the top!"

- Tom Hanks, Big

 

[Selena_Kitt]

I'm tellin' ya it's coming, so keep your Vaseline handy.

-The Commitments

 

[Oblimo]

"He killed my wife, took away my fucking memories."
-Memento (except they meant it that way, too )

 

[slyc_willie]

Fifth Element had some good ones:

"We're in position, Mr. President."

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"So, what you're saying is that you don't know what this thing is."

"Not yet, sir, all we know is that it just keeps getting bigger."

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"My philosophy, Mr. President, is to shoot first and ask questions later."

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"The probe will obtain it's objective in five seconds."

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"BIG badda-boom."

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"Looks like this is your ride."

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I could probably find more . . .

 

[secretme]

Don't play with that thing or it will pop out and squirt.
-paramedics

Never rub another man's rubarb!
-the joker, batman

The power to control the universe is in which finger?
-willow

 

[herecomestherain]

"I'm the party pooper" - Arnie in Kindegarten Cop

 

[Selena_Kitt]

"I have GOT to get me one of these!"
-Will Smith, Independence Day