The "I'm Gonna Get Laid Today" Thread

[Guest]

God bless us all, every one.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Pervert.

 

[Just-Legal]

I'm going to start a "I'm going to get laid *someday*" thread *snicker*

 

[ElizabethWest]

When I first saw the title, I thought it said, "I'm Gonna Get Laid-off Today."

 

[SeaCat]

God bless us all, every one.

Revel in it SweetSub. Even for those of us who are oversexed and married it doesn't happen every day.

Cat

 

[hugo_sam]

Revel in it SweetSub. Even for those of us who are oversexed and married it doesn't happen every day.

Cat

Or ANY day!

 

[Liar]

I'm gonna be laid-back all day today. Does that count?

 

[Munachi]

ts. i don't believe in sex of other people. if i don't get any, no one is.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I wanna go to Hawaii and get leid.

 

[Guest]

I wanna go to Hawaii and get leid.

By 4 Native Boys?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

By 4 Native Boys?

At this point I'd take a "come on I wanna lay ya" from the luau pig.

 

[Guest]

At this point I'd take a "come on I wanna lay ya" from the luau pig.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

It took an acre to make my grass skirt and my boobs hurt from trying on all those coconut bras to get just the right size.

 

[Guest]

It took an acre to make my grass skirt and my boobs hurt from trying on all those coconut bras to get just the right size.

Wish I was gonna be there.

Shake yer tits, baby.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Wish I was gonna be there.

Shake yer tits, baby.

Okay but if you get hit by a flying coconut, don't expect me not to go through your purse.

 

[Guest]

Okay but if you get hit by a flying coconut, don't expect me not to go through your purse.

It's a fanny pack.

Grope with serious intent.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

It's a fanny pack.

Grope with serious intent.

Holy shit, that thing is huge!!!

Let me snap on my rubber gloves, I'm going in.

 

[Guest]

Holy shit, that thing is huge!!!

Let me snap on my rubber gloves, I'm going in.

Lube up first, you bitch.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Lube up first, you bitch.

Crisco okay?

 

[Guest]

Crisco okay?

Butter flavored?

OK.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Butter flavored?

OK.

Only the best for you.

*snap!*

 

[Guest]

Only the best for you.

*snap!*

Use the big toy, baby.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Use the big toy, baby.

I gotta fix my gloves first.

http://www.tognazzoni.com/webadmin/imgviewer.asp?ID=36

 

[Guest]

I gotta fix my gloves first.

http://www.tognazzoni.com/webadmin/imgviewer.asp?ID=36

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Assume the position...I'm going in...

http://world.guns.ru/shotgun/jackhammer.jpg