Freya
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The following are actual statements found in insurance forms where drivers attempted to summarize the details of an accident in the fewest words.
1)Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have.
2)I thought my window was down, but I found out it was up when I put my head through it.
3)A truck backed through my windshield into my wife's face.
4)A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.
5)The guy was all over the road, I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.
6)To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front, I struck the pedestrian.
7)I told the police that I was not injured, but on removing my hat, found that I had a fractured skull.
8)I saw a slow-moving, sad-faced old gentleman as he bounced off the hood of my car.
9)I was thrown from the car as it left the road. I was later found in a ditch by some stray dogs.
10)The telephone pole was approaching. I was attempting to swerve out of its way when it struck my front end.
1)Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have.
2)I thought my window was down, but I found out it was up when I put my head through it.
3)A truck backed through my windshield into my wife's face.
4)A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.
5)The guy was all over the road, I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.
6)To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front, I struck the pedestrian.
7)I told the police that I was not injured, but on removing my hat, found that I had a fractured skull.
8)I saw a slow-moving, sad-faced old gentleman as he bounced off the hood of my car.
9)I was thrown from the car as it left the road. I was later found in a ditch by some stray dogs.
10)The telephone pole was approaching. I was attempting to swerve out of its way when it struck my front end.
