The Ideal Man

[lorelei25]

The ideal man does not like football.

 

[RunningJib]

Jealous

The ideal man does not like football.

Has entered the room?

 

[ZipBlockBloodie]

This won't end well.

 

[lorelei25]

the ideal man does not smoke...

 

[Midnight_Man]

The Ideal Man

Doesn't spend all of his love making time

 

[ClassProject]

This won't end well.

This...

 

[Sensualdreamer]

is a gingerbread man...if he pisses you off you can bite both of his heads off

 

[Corbal]

The ideal man has a fabulous sense of humor.

 

[Shugahhh]

My husband is my ideal man.

He does not like football.

He does not smoke.

He doesn't think that drinking beer everyday is cool.

He is my knight in shining armor.

He worships me.

But I like soccer. He is buying me a hotel in Brazil so that I can watch the next world cup live.

 

[Midnight_Man]

The Ideal Man knows when he has found the ideal woman

 

[Needfull Thing]

My husband is my ideal man.

But I like soccer. He is buying me a hotel in Brazil so that I can watch the next world cup live.

Holy shit no wonder you love him, if he can buy you a HOTEL!

 

[Deleted member 1177770]

The ideal man stops to ask what happened

 

[border_humper]

The ideal man probably does not realize he is ideal.

 

[spankableBelle]

My ideal man...

DOES like football and other sports
Likes music of all kinds
Is supportive and tender and caring
Is a bit of a sadist
Loves my tears of pain or pleasure
Knows me inside and out and adores me anyway
Will lock me up when I need it
Will allow me to grow and change and be right there with me
Will tolerate my love of NASCAR
Will keep me up all night fucking and then let me sleep the day away

These among other things...

 

[RoseArcana]

The ideal man will wash my hair for me (I'll return the favor )
Laugh at my sometimes-lame jokes
Knows me inside and out and loves me anyway
Can work crossword puzzles with me
Makes me laugh hard and often.

 

[Pinktacokitty]

The Ideal Man?????

Different things to different people.

I have never met one, close but not the ideal one.

 

[g0h0gs]

I think the Ideal man shouldnt fit a mold, he just needs to always suprise and amaze a woman.. just keep her saying " oh wow..."

 

[lorelei25]

The Ideal Man knows when he has found the ideal woman

That is so sweet.

 

[LustfulOne50]

The ideal man will wash my hair for me (I'll return the favor )
Laugh at my sometimes-lame jokes
Knows me inside and out and loves me anyway
Can work crossword puzzles with me
Makes me laugh hard and often.

Is that a wash and a 100 stroke bush out for you?
Don't do crosswords puzzle unless the are scratch-off tickets,,,sorry
can be very funny and laugh without a que.
darn I miss the mark..on your ideal man, I do cook and will ok may do windows....LOL

 

[LustfulOne50]

The Ideal Man ...has learned to appreciate the ideal mate before him.

 

[daus42]

The ideal man does not like football.

Is that American or FIFA?

 

[handbananakills]

...is different for every woman, and can only be chosen be his ideal woman

 

[lacandy]

The ideal man makes me laugh more than cry.

The ideal man makes me feel important and cared for.

The ideal man inspires me to be his ideal woman.