The "I fucked Carson senseless with a double headed dong" thread

[logophile]

I think we caught the end credits, actually.

Fuck! Where was the show?? I thought it was a double feature! (insert the sound of crowd groaning here)
Damn I'm always a day late and a dollar short for everything!

 

[Celtic Princess]

Fuck! Where was the show??
Damn I'm always a day late and a dollar short for everything!

I think this one was a 'private viewing' only deal.


But maybe they can work on an encore. After I get untied from the bed. But that's another thread entirely.

 

[logophile]

I think this one was a 'private viewing' only deal.


But maybe they can work on an encore. After I get untied from the bed. But that's another thread entirely.

I see. Totally understand.
Move along. Nothing to see here.

 

[Celtic Princess]

I see. Totally understand.
Move along. Nothing to see here.

That's not true at all. There's plenty to see here. Starting with you.

 

[logophile]

That's not true at all. There's plenty to see here. Starting with you.

Oh Princess, you say the nicest things!

 

[ElizabethWest]

Oh Princess, you say the nicest things!

I must say I agree with her, Logo. And Princess, you're no Plain Jane either.

 

[angelicminx]

Voyeurbation? Ok... cool! Count me in please? Now, who has Carson and Rhys?

 

[Rhys]

Voyeurism, baby...

Besides if I don't get to know your mood and what you're listening to my day is shot!

You must be really bored.

 

[carsonshepherd]

You must be really bored.

"What is this thing we call loving sarcasm," he wondered to himself.

(Isn't he adorable?)

 

[angelicminx]

I have to tell ya, Carson... You look mighty sexy under Rhys...

 

[CharleyH]

God, he's a hot piece of ass.

Well, he has never shown it so we do not know for sure, but ok, Rhys. I have never fucked Carson with a double headed dildo, or any.

However, suggest hand WHAO! COO-AL

Going off your orginal thread title

 

[carsonshepherd]

However, suggest hand WHAO! COO-AL

Going off your orginal thread title

When Charley starts talking about hands...

 

[CharleyH]

When Charley starts talking about hands...

Its Goood

 

[carsonshepherd]

Its Goood

. ..

 

[CharleyH]

. ..

OH, you wish for something so BIG

 

[carsonshepherd]

*sing* big hands I know you're the one...

(now I am ashamed. Really.)

 

[Celtic Princess]

*sing* big hands I know you're the one...

(now I am ashamed. Really.)

I have that beat in my head now...

When I'm out walking, I strut my stuff, yeah an' I'm so strung out.

 

[carsonshepherd]

I have that beat in my head now...

When I'm out walking, I strut my stuff, yeah an' I'm so strung out.

high as a kite, I just might....

Okay, going to bed kids...

 

[logophile]

high as a kite, I just might....

Okay, going to bed kids...

Stop to check you out.

Me too. Sleep well Litizens!

 

[Rhys]

*sing* big hands I know you're the one...

(now I am ashamed. Really.)

You Violent Femmes freak!

 

[carsonshepherd]

double headed dildo freak....

 

[carsonshepherd]

Stop to check you out.

Me too. Sleep well Litizens!

Your town is known for this....

 

[Rhys]

"What is this thing we call loving sarcasm," he wondered to himself.

(Isn't he adorable?)

And you worry that I don't get your sense of humour. *watches remark sail into oblivion*

 

[carsonshepherd]

*lick*