The "I don't want to talk about AI" thread, and the new topic is: something that rhymes with "clicks"

[NuclearFairy]

If you crossed a western dragon and a harpy, would that be a fire breathing harridan?

 

[Bamagan]

If you crossed a western dragon and a harpy, would that be a fire breathing harridan?

I think @onehitwanda might be half-siren, half-kelpie.

 

[NuclearFairy]

I think @onehitwanda might be half-siren, half-kelpie.

Does she enjoy luring people into riding her before drowning them?

 

[Bamagan]

Does she enjoy luring people into riding her before drowning them?

She tricks them into drowning in their own tears with her 'songs', giving them a de facto aquatic burial.

 

[Statius]

That's a Siren! Kind of

 

[onehitwanda]

She tricks them into drowning in their own tears with her 'songs', giving them a de facto aquatic burial.

Nac mac Feegle!

 

[StillStunned]

I think @onehitwanda might be half-siren, half-kelpie.

Chasing after her victims, calling out puns until they run into the water to escape.

 

[stickygirl]

Nac mac Feegle!

Like Frankie Boyle?

 

[MillieDynamite]

Who's weird, me? Yes, I really am.

 

[StillStunned]

Who's weird, me? Yes, I really am.

I'm not. I'm perfectly normal. It's just everyone else that's weird.

Seriously, once I figured that out my life became a lot happier.

 

[cw5523729]

I'm not. I'm perfectly normal. It's just everyone else that's weird.

Seriously, once I figured that out my life became a lot happier.

What a weird way to think...

 

[MillieDynamite]

Weird is like a box of Weirder; you never know what Weird you're gonna get.

What a weird way to think...

 

[Bamagan]

I'm so weird, my displacement from the mean has to be measured in non-standard deviations.

 

[SmilingLez]

Word arranger twists —
Weird turns into wired,
Same letters, flipped

 

[theWollstonecraftWoman]

This continues to be a weird thread made weirder by the topic of the day.

 

[StillStunned]

Given the weirdness of the rest of the world, a thread where we can just follow our mood feels like perfect sanity.

 

[NuclearFairy]

I had a weird dream last night involving a giant centipede. It was a lot like my giant snake dreams, but since the centipede had mind control powers it was creepy instead of sexy.

 

[StillStunned]

Obviously a centipede would be creepy. It's in the job description.

Also: giant snake dreams? Does the snake only have one eye?

 

[cw5523729]

I had a weird dream last night involving a giant centipede. It was a lot like my giant snake dreams, but since the centipede had mind control powers it was creepy instead of sexy.

Why wouldn't the mind control powers make it even sexier?

 

[NuclearFairy]

Obviously a centipede would be creepy. It's in the job description.

Also: giant snake dreams? Does the snake only have one eye?

Nope, two eyes, and a forked tongue!

Why wouldn't the mind control powers make it even sexier?

Because, I find mind control creepy.

 

[crookedletter]

I had a weird dream last night involving a giant centipede. It was a lot like my giant snake dreams, but since the centipede had mind control powers it was creepy instead of sexy.

I'm not here to yuck anyone's yum, but I'm a little thrown by the implication that a giant centipede without mind control powers would be sexy, not creepy.

 

[cw5523729]

Because, I find mind control creepy.

What if the sexy mind-controlling centipede controlled your thoughts to make you think it wasn't creepy...?

 

[cw5523729]

I'm not here to yuck anyone's yum, but I'm a little thrown by the implication that a giant centipede without mind control powers would be sexy, not creepy.

Way to kink shame, centipedephobe. Centiphobe.

 

[NuclearFairy]

I'm not here to yuck anyone's yum, but I'm a little thrown by the implication that a giant centipede without mind control powers would be sexy, not creepy.

All those prickling limbs poking sensitive spots, and those plated segments rubbing against skin...

What if the sexy mind-controlling centipede controlled your thoughts to make you think it wasn't creepy...?

To me, that would be even creepier.

 

[Bamagan]

I'm not here to yuck anyone's yum, but I'm a little thrown by the implication that a giant centipede without mind control powers would be sexy, not creepy.

I presume that @NuclearFairy has a foot fetish.