The "I don't want to talk about AI" thread, and the new topic is: up for grabs!

[Bamagan]

I'm not here to yuck anyone's yum, but I'm a little thrown by the implication that a giant centipede without mind control powers would be sexy, not creepy.

I presume that @NuclearFairy has a foot fetish.

 

[NuclearFairy]

I presume that @NuclearFairy has a foot fetish.

Well, I don't have a foot aversion.

 

[cw5523729]

Well, I don't have a foot aversion.

I personally prefer that all my women have feet. 2 is the most popular # but I'm somewhat flexible.

 

[crookedletter]

Way to kink shame, centipedephobe. Centiphobe.

Actually I'd call myself firmly pro-centipede. I kill them under strong protest, because otherwise my wife would leave me, and they're too quick to catch and release. If I see one first I urge it to skitter out of sight, but they rarely listen.

All those prickling limbs poking sensitive spots, and those plated segments rubbing against skin...

Well, fair enough, I can't argue with that.

 

[cw5523729]

Actually I'd call myself firmly pro-centipede. I kill them under strong protest, because otherwise my wife would leave me, and they're too quick to catch and release.

You better be careful the next time you kill one. I heard that some of them have creepy mind control powers. And the rest want to have sex with you. Luckily it's not both, I'm told.

 

[crookedletter]

And the rest want to have sex with you.

As long as they're not the giant variety, that might not be so bad.

 

[Bamagan]

I admire centipedes and millipedes for not showing overt favoritism between metric and imperial measurements. It's hard to find non-partisan arthropods these days.

 

[Bamagan]

You better be careful the next time you kill one. I heard that some of them have creepy mind control powers. And the rest want to have sex with you. Luckily it's not both, I'm told.

Giant mind-controlling centipede-like thing from comics.
You're welcome.

 

[cw5523729]

I admire centipedes and millipedes for not showing overt favoritism between metric and imperial measurements. It's hard to find non-partisan arthropods these days.

So centipedes fall into the same category as drug dealers and gun sellers? Weird group.

 

[cw5523729]

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Giant mind-controlling centipede-like thing from comics.
You're welcome.

BRB, you just got me all hot and bothered.

 

[Bamagan]

Oh, look, the topic changed again.
I have a dream...
That one day all smut-peddlers will sit together in the lap of luxury... well, someone they're related to, I guess.

 

[stickygirl]

Oh, look, the topic changed again.
I have a dream...
That one day all smut-peddlers will sit together in the lap of luxury... well, someone they're related to, I guess.

So these smut-peddlers... are these regular smutcycles with two wheels and intended for a single peddler? Are there electric versions available?

 

[cw5523729]

So these smut-peddlers... are these regular smutcycles with two wheels and intended for a single peddler? Are there electric versions available?

It's 2025. There's always an electric version of everything, with mandatory bluetooth connectivity even if it doesn't benefit it in any way.

 

[Bamagan]

So these smut-peddlers... are these regular smutcycles with two wheels and intended for a single peddler? Are there electric versions available?

Oh, you're asking about smut pedalers. But yes, there is a wide variety of smutcycles to choose from, including electric. I understand the ones with a dildo seat are very popular currently.

 

[Bramblethorn]

I'm not here to yuck anyone's yum, but I'm a little thrown by the implication that a giant centipede without mind control powers would be sexy, not creepy.

 

[cw5523729]

. I understand the ones with a dildo seat are very popular currently.

Is it bluetooth enabled? Asking for a friend.

 

[StillStunned]

Zed-Zed Top had a thing for legs.

 

[Bamagan]

Is it bluetooth enabled? Asking for a friend.

I'm not a peddler of pedalers, but a quick check says yes, and they can interface with Siri or Alexa, so you can tell them to fuck you harder or faster or whatever speed the smutcycle can achieve.
Or rather, your friend can.

 

[cw5523729]

I'm not a peddler of pedalers, but a quick check says yes, and they can interface with Siri or Alexa, so you can tell them to fuck you harder or faster or whatever speed the smutcycle can achieve.
Or rather, your friend can.

That Alexa is such a tease, I'm sure she'd just say "I'm not sure how to help you with that."


Uh, to my friend.


Obviously.

 

[Bamagan]

Zed-Zed Top had a thing for legs.

Zzzzzzzzzzzzz

I'm hissing at you in American, but if you mistook it for snoring I suppose I can't fault you.

 

[stickygirl]

I'm not a peddler of pedalers, but a quick check says yes, and they can interface with Siri or Alexa, so you can tell them to fuck you harder or faster or whatever speed the smutcycle can achieve.
Or rather, your friend can.

I just discovered Peloton are introducing a smut trainer, so you can still get wet even if it's raining outside

 

[stickygirl]

Aren't we supposed to talking about dreams... or is that a different thread? Can't be bothered to scroll up

 

[cw5523729]

Aren't we supposed to talking about dreams... or is that a different thread? Can't be bothered to scroll up

No I think we're supposed to be discussing whether or not we should be discussing them. It's very zen.

 

[Bamagan]

As long as we avoid talking about dreaming of electric sheep I think we'll be okay.

 

[NuclearFairy]

As long as we avoid talking about dreaming of electric sheep I think we'll be okay.

What about dreaming about electric wolves eating the sheep? Or sheep jumping over electric fences?