Classical Greek satyrs were originally depicted as horse-like, so the end result would look basically the same aside from a permanent erection. Romanized satyrs would add a splash of horny old goat to the mix. Either way, it should help them end their political careers with appropriately ribald and obscene scandals.
I think @onehitwanda might be half-siren, half-kelpie.
Does she enjoy luring people into riding her before drowning them?
She tricks them into drowning in their own tears with her 'songs', giving them a de facto aquatic burial.
Nac mac Feegle!
Chasing after her victims, calling out puns until they run into the water to escape.
Like Frankie Boyle?
I'm not. I'm perfectly normal. It's just everyone else that's weird.
What a weird way to think...
Nope, two eyes, and a forked tongue!
Because, I find mind control creepy.
I'm not here to yuck anyone's yum, but I'm a little thrown by the implication that a giant centipede without mind control powers would be sexy, not creepy.
All those prickling limbs poking sensitive spots, and those plated segments rubbing against skin...
To me, that would be even creepier.
