The "I don't want to talk about AI" thread, and the new topic is: something that rhymes with "clicks"

[StillStunned]

Tell us a story about you or someone you know being confident and sexy, post a picture or a video of anyone who is sexy exactly because of the confidence they exude.

There was this from a few weeks ago:
https://forum.literotica.com/threads/writing-exercise-the-inspector-teddy-swann-mysteries.1643400/

 

[Z_TheWriter]

Very well, an attempt was made. Guess I'm just a quack caught in my own web and these loons cannot be reasoned with.
I duck my head down in shame, surrendering to the avian puns.
Pondering my failure as I waddle back to nest at my billet in the Shame Corner, forever the ugly duckling.

 

[StillStunned]

Very well, an attempt was made. Guess I'm just a quack caught in my own web and these loons cannot be reasoned with.
I duck my head down in shame, surrendering to the avian puns.
Pondering my failure as I waddle back to nest at my billet in the Shame Corner, forever the ugly duckling.

It took confidence to try, and that was sexy.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

So the furrier the pussy, the more difficult they are to control? Who do we reach out to for government grants to research this?

You sure that defurred pussy isn't more irritated and thus harder to herd?

 

[Statius]

Very well, an attempt was made. Guess I'm just a quack caught in my own web and these loons cannot be reasoned with.
I duck my head down in shame, surrendering to the avian puns.
Pondering my failure as I waddle back to nest at my billet in the Shame Corner, forever the ugly duckling.

It's hard to derail a thread unless you're taking it to an absurd place.

 

[cw5523729]

You sure that defurred pussy isn't more irritated and thus harder to herd?

Unclear. That's why more research is needed. Perhaps I'll have to start looking for test subjects.


For science.



Obviously.

 

[Statius]

For example, see the post above mine.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

A carefully constructed stack of pennies can reliably derail a train. I'm told. Allegedly. . .

 

[cw5523729]

It's hard to derail a thread unless you're taking it to an absurd place.

If the point of the thread is to discuss anything but AI, wouldn't the only way to derail it be to discuss AI?

 

[iwatchus]

If the point of the thread is to discuss anything but AI, wouldn't the only way to derail it be to discuss AI?

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If you try that, OP, in his wide eyed yellowness, will stomp you out

 

[UsuallyPresent]

If the point of the thread is to discuss anything but AI, wouldn't the only way to derail it be to discuss AI?

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There are infinite non-AI topics available, my dude. Don't need to invoke our digital dominas to derail deranged deviants.

 

[Off_base]

I think we're dodging the main point of duck jokes.
No one gets their feathers ruffled.

 

[Off_base]

I think we're dodging the main point of duck jokes.
No one gets their feathers ruffled.

Or, yeah
Come to think of it
Someone probably will

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Or, yeah
Come to think of it
Someone probably will

 

[Z_TheWriter]

It's hard to derail a thread unless you're taking it to an absurd place.

I see what you're saying, but I feel like the onslaught of ornithological oration is the derailment. And as such I was trying to rail the tread, as it were.

 

[MillieDynamite]

WTF!

I see what you're saying, but I feel like the onslaught of ornithological oration is the derailment. And as such I was trying to rail the tread, as it were.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Overwhelming oral ornamentation obviously occurs, opening options otherwise obstructed.

 

[dirk2024]

 

[Statius]

A carefully constructed stack of pennies can reliably derail a train. I'm told. Allegedly. . .

Allegedly?

 

[Statius]

I see what you're saying, but I feel like the onslaught of ornithological oration is the derailment. And as such I was trying to rail the tread, as it were.

That's no fun

 

[Statius]

WTF!

Kinda sounds dirty doesn't it?

 

[NuclearFairy]

Duh! The barkeep should’ve just served the duck some kvass.

Or he could've just given the duck a beer and told him it was liquid bread.

 

[MrPixel]

Overwhelming oral ornamentation obviously occurs, opening options otherwise obstructed.

Awful alliterations and aphorisms are always aggravating. Agree? Abstain?

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Awful alliterations and aphorisms are always aggravating. Agree? Abstain?

Even Epimetheus eventually engaged elevated emphatic expressions, enthusiastic emissions, & eventful evening exhilarations!

 

[Z_TheWriter]

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