The "I don't want to talk about AI" thread, and the new topic is: literary euphemisms

[StillStunned]

Oglaf is always relevant, and always a welcome distraction.

 

[Statius]

What about female trolls looking for human semen? Flip the CNC narrative.

 

[Bamagan]

What about female trolls looking for human semen? Flip the CNC narrative.

Those trollops!

 

[Statius]

Actually, coming from a folkloric tradition, I kinda like the idea of gremlins better. A lot of machinery in the warehouse I work, and with computer systems, I like the idea of updating gremlins from machinery to computers as well, network systems. Think it was WW2? A British pilot talked about gremlins f***cking with engines or something? Been a long time so I don't exactly remember.

 

[cw5523729]

Am I allowed to post in this thread since it isn't Sunday anymore?


Wait, I just did. Please delete if not allowed.

 

[StillStunned]

Am I allowed to post in this thread since it isn't Sunday anymore?

Right. That's Monday for you, I suppose.

I'm going to leave the thread title unchanged. No need to admit the harsh reality.

 

[Statius]

Right. That's Monday for you, I suppose.

I'm going to leave the thread title unchanged. No need to admit the harsh reality.

So par for the site we're now denying reality?

 

[StillStunned]

So par for the site we're now denying reality?

Mondays aren't reality. Surreality, maybe.

 

[Statius]

Mondays aren't reality. Surreality, maybe.

That is far more accurate.

 

[crookedletter]

The thread title feels like a taunt at this point.

 

[DevlinSkye]

"Moday's aren't reality," Sad laugh with my fourth cup of coffee.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Days ending in Y ain't real. It's just your nightmares kicking your cerebrum around for their own pleasure, the rotters

 

[DevlinSkye]

Days ending in Y ain't real. It's just your nightmares kicking your cerebrum around for their own pleasure, the rotters

Stop! My brain is already hurting due to extensive caffeine. Stop causing the existential crises before I declare today a mandatory head-in-the-freezer day.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Stop! My brain is already hurting due to extensive caffeine. Stop causing the existential crises before I declare today a mandatory head-in-the-freezer day.

Meh. Just call yourself "Hot Stuff" and go have fun with it. People pay good money for this kinda surreality!

 

[MillieDynamite]

It's Monday, what's the new topic?

 

[StillStunned]

It's Monday, what's the new topic?

Monday denial.

 

[MillieDynamite]

There's no denying Monday, it's a full-in-your-face bullshit day.

Monday denial.

 

[DevlinSkye]

Meh. Just call yourself "Hot Stuff" and go have fun with it. People pay good money for this kinda surreality!

You are flirting or it's just a caffaine buzz... "hot stuff" in "Cold Freezer" will make a good cold coffee for my over stressed brain... You just reuined it with money talks, now i need to work on that long pending expense report

 

[Bamagan]

Since it's not Monday, it must be Maunderday, the alt-Monday that invites people to wander aimlessly, chatter at length about nothing of consequence, or generally mutter inanities.

 

[iwatchus]

Since it's not Monday, it must be Maunderday, the alt-Monday that invites people to wander aimlessly, chatter at length about nothing of consequence, or generally mutter inanities.

I enjoy many of your posts, but can you NOT shrink the font down a few points from the default. It is sized jus below where these old eyes can comfortably read.

We now return to the regularly scheduled this is Monday discussion

 

[StillStunned]

It's not Monday, it's second Sunday.

I'm a freelancer, though, so weekends generally just mean "working with less likelihood of having to deal with clients".

 

[MillieDynamite]

Is second Sunday like Second Breakfast?

It's not Monday, it's second Sunday.

I'm a freelancer, though, so weekends generally just mean "working with less likelihood of having to deal with clients".

 

[StillStunned]

Is second Sunday like Second Breakfast?

It is if you do it properly.

 

[Statius]

Stop! My brain is already hurting due to extensive caffeine. Stop causing the existential crises before I declare today a mandatory head-in-the-freezer day.

You don't want that. I work in a food service warehouse. Spend most of my day in 20 degrees or colder.

 

[DevlinSkye]

You don't want that. I work in a food service warehouse. Spend most of my day in 20 degrees or colder.

Oh but I do... I spent my extended weekend on a sunny beach. I can still feel the tingle of warm sea breeze on my skin, the heat of late afternoon sun, the inchy sting as the sea water dried on my skin... oh my mind is still surfing somewhere in those waves...

and now I am stuck in my office, hating the AC that's not working and my boss breathing on my neck... not even romely anything sexy about it... I just want to stay in the freezer and let my brain zone out to those last few days...

Monday is just additional toruture that someof us here aren't willing to even acnowkledge the existence of