NuclearFairy
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Technically it's called chocolate spread when it's not nutella. Also there are cookie spreads and marshmallow spreads.
The "I don't want to talk about AI" thread, and the new topic is: literary euphemisms
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MrPixel
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Just go to the nearest adult novelties store. I've seen chocolate boobies at many we've visited. Can't vouch for the quality of the chocolate though, I'm a bit of a Ghirardelli snob.
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Ah. Shit, I can't imagine a chocolate spreader richer than Nutella. I'm not a marshmallow person but a cookie spread sounds intriguing...
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So now we've moved onto chocolate spreads and Brussels sprouts.
Suck it, @StillStunned! I'll bet you wish we had eggs back, now don't you?
Suck it, @StillStunned! I'll bet you wish we had eggs back, now don't you?
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Ghirardelli, pfft! Lindt all the way, baby!
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Her hometown bias. I'll admit you have to get into the mostly cacao blends for the really good stuff. 70% minimum for me.
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I suppose you found this titillating
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By the time I found a gif that the forum would accept, titillation had turned to irritation.
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Tight clothing can do that. Try a little arnica cream and cut down on the jiggling
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Leave Bueller out of this.
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You'd have to. He's sick.
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Give him the day off.
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Hubba hubba!
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It's not great, but I'll take Aperol over Midori.
(The drink, that is. FD Midori is a much more appealing proposition.)
edit: all this discussion about eggs, birds and alcohol, and nobody mentioned Advocaat and the Fluffy Duck?
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Okay, so you need to fry up some diced carrot and halloumi in a little olive oil. Just as they are starting to brown, add x3 quantity of shredded Brussels sprouts with a knob of butter and copious black pepper. Fry til the sprouts are browning.
Best way to eat them.
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Should it be "Firm round butt" or "Round firm butt"?
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Round, firm butt, I suppose.
Although I don't see how anyone's gonna focus on that the moment you mention a butt.
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When did we start talking about butts? What happened to the boobies?
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That feels wrong, color coded neatly organized list be damned. Firm, then round.View attachment 2574573
Round, firm butt, I suppose.
Although I don't see how anyone's gonna focus on that the moment you mention a butt.
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I like butts better. Or is it; I like butts more?
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Sounds weird to me, too. I suppose one could say that whether something is firm or not is a matter of opinion.
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