The "I don't want to talk about AI" thread, and the new topic is: weird

[Bamagan]

Not annoyed. Disappointed.

Now I owe Ursula twenty quid and and a bag of weasels, and I've got no idea where I'm supposed to find the weasels.

African or European?

 

[Bamagan]

And just the other day I thought that nobody took me seriously anymore!

 

[Statius]

African or European?

She didn't say swallows- get your mind out of the gutters! Oh wait, this is Lit; nevermind, keep those minds floating right to the sewers!

 

[StillStunned]

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Vera - everybody's favourite boomstick!

 

[Bamagan]

She didn't say swallows- get your mind out of the gutters! Oh wait, this is Lit; nevermind, keep those minds floating right to the sewers!

In the interests of pedantry, there actually are weasels native to both those continents (and more).

 

[cw5523729]

In the interests of pedantry, there actually are weasels native to both those continents (and more).

Which ones are cheaper to purchase on Amazon? Are tariffs involved?

 

[Bamagan]

Which ones are cheaper to purchase on Amazon? Are tariffs involved?

How am I supposed to answer that question accurately without knowing your precise location in your house, nationality, political allegiance, banking history, blood type, allergies, favorite cast member of Friends, and shoe size?

 

[MillieDynamite]

 

[StillStunned]

People always seem to be revolted by hairless cats, but the ones I've met have always been absolutely adorable.

 

[crookedletter]

Mark me down under revolted.

 

[MillieDynamite]

That really gets my fur up!

People always seem to be revolted by hairless cats, but the ones I've met have always been absolutely adorable.

 

[cw5523729]

How am I supposed to answer that question accurately without knowing your precise location in your house, nationality, political allegiance, banking history, blood type, allergies, favorite cast member of Friends, and shoe size?

Here, yes I have one, sure, the ATM knows me personally, red, bees, Rachel (duh), 11-ish.

 

[Bamagan]

Here, yes I have one, sure, the ATM knows me personally, red, bees, Rachel (duh), 11-ish.

There's a special on Least Weasels (Mustela nivalis) right now, although they're even more 'least' than normal (about 20g less weasel per unit) thanks to shrinkflation. And yes, there's a tariff on all mustelids in your delivery area. We'll hold the bees as a courtesy, and send you wasps instead (we use them in lieu of foam packing peanuts).

 

[cw5523729]

There's a special on Least Weasels (Mustela nivalis) right now, although they're even more 'least' than normal (about 20g less weasel per unit) thanks to shrinkflation. And yes, there's a tariff on all mustelids in your delivery area. We'll hold the bees as a courtesy, and send you wasps instead (we use them in lieu of foam packing peanuts).

Oooo, I hate packing peanuts. The wasps really are an upgrade, thank you.

I'll hold out for the Black Friday Weasel specials.

 

[cw5523729]

I wonder how many people will read the current title and be disappointed to figure out that "packages" is not a euphemism.

 

[Bamagan]

I wonder how many people will read the current title and be disappointed to figure out that "packages" is not a euphemism.

I predict that it will be roughly the same number as those disappointed by the hairless pussy picture.

 

[Nightaelf]

Not annoyed. Disappointed.

Now I owe Ursula twenty quid and and a bag of weasels, and I've got no idea where I'm supposed to find the weasels.

I found a few weasels here in my dm....

 

[Statius]

I found a few weasels here in my dm....

Knew it! I said there were weasels on LitE! A lot of 'em!

 

[Nightaelf]

I wonder how many people will read the current title and be disappointed to figure out that "packages" is not a euphemism.

I'm more disappointed about the shaved kitties....

 

[Euphony]

 

[cw5523729]

I found a few weasels here in my dm....

Geez, you coulda just told me you weren't interested...

 

[cw5523729]

Knew it! I said there were weasels on LitE! A lot of 'em!

I wonder why so many members of Parliament are private messaging her?

 

[Statius]

I wonder why so many members of Parliament are private messaging her?

Don't know. In US. Here though it's because they're all privately pervs

 

[cw5523729]

Don't know. In US. Here though it's because they're all privately pervs

Disagree. I'll bet most of them are publicly pervs too.

Oh, and I'm in the US too. It works just as well to substitute Congress for Parliamant.

 

[Statius]

Disagree. I'll bet most of them are publicly pervs too.

Now that you mention it