The "I don't want to talk about AI" thread, and the new topic is: cavemen with allergies

[Statius]

I actually prefer girl next door type, but Cate just.. whew. Probably partially due to her talent. She never disappoints in a role.

 

[AlexBailey]

So... Is your mom seeing anyone?

She’s freshly widowed at 80 with zero interest in ever having another man.

 

[Z_TheWriter]

I'm wracking my brain trying to think of other celebrity women who meet the objectifying standard assigned to the Italian beauties and are smart and, again, relatable. The ones that do or did well in late-night talk show banter.

Anna Kendrick

 

[redgarters]

It may be just me but Cate Blanchett. Always.

This
And Charlize Theron. Makes me go all warm and wobbly in her kick-ass middle age.

 

[Statius]

This
And Charlize Theron. Makes me go all warm and wobbly in her kick-ass middle age.

Glad to see I'm not alone.

 

[big_cane_sugar]

This thread has 69k views. Hur-hur, sixty-nine, get it? Hur-hur!

I'm told that 67 is the new 69 but no one will tell me how to do it.

 

[MillieDynamite]

I turn lesbo for Charlize Theron, oh, wait I've already done that.

This
And Charlize Theron. Makes me go all warm and wobbly in her kick-ass middle age.

 

[Bamagan]

This thread has 69k views. Hur-hur, sixty-nine, get it? Hur-hur!

So that's 69 followed by three Os? Sounds like a good time.

 

[Bamagan]

And, to the discussion of fabulous ladies, I will mention Kate Winslet.

 

[PennyThompson]

I turn lesbo for Charlize Theron, oh, wait I've already done that.

The Old Guard was a pretty bad movie IMO, but Charlize's shoulder muscles should have gotten their own acting credit

 

[Statius]

Ok one more.

Zoe Saldana. Sultry, gorgeous. Every box.

 

[StillStunned]

Dina Meyer
Gabrielle Anwar
Halle Berry

 

[YmaOHyd]

The Old Guard was a pretty bad movie IMO, but Charlize's shoulder muscles should have gotten their own acting credit

If her shoulder muscles get an acting credit in Old Guard, her thighs in Atomic Blonde ought to get a temple.

 

[ChuckWolf]

I liked Raquel Welch; she took on a lot of femdom-adjacent roles like in Myra Breckinridge and, of course, Captain Nirvana in Mork & Mindy.

I don't know if that's any insight to her personality, but I always felt she was hiding a very kinky side that developed over the years.

 

[SimonDoom]

One of my male friends described her and Sandra Bullock (also a good comedic actress) as "approachably pretty".
His premise is that they are both attractive women, but in a way that suggests they are approachable, if you ran into a woman who looked like that somewhere you might have a shot, and even if she says no, she looks like the type that would let you down easy.

On the other hand Monica Belucci might talk to you, might gut you like a fish...

Seemed like reasonable premise to me.

I agree with that.

 

[NuclearFairy]

My brain keeps trying to insist that the topic is; Raspberry Welch's, Furby optional. And I'm like, "Brain, that makes no sense. Stop trying to twist things into what they're not."

It's bad enough when my SO is talking about how many bullets Samus has left to our child and my brain is insisting he's talking about how many nipples she has left. D= Silly brain, how the fuck can she have 31 nipples left? And even if she did, that's a conversation he'd be having with me or the roommate!

 

[Bamagan]

My brain keeps trying to insist that the topic is; Raspberry Welch's, Furby optional. And I'm like, "Brain, that makes no sense. Stop trying to twist things into what they're not."

It's bad enough when my SO is talking about how many bullets Samus has left to our child and my brain is insisting he's talking about how many nipples she has left. D= Silly brain, how the fuck can she have 31 nipples left?

"She's a witch!"

 

[NuclearFairy]

"She's a witch!"

Well, she can turn into a ball and roll up walls, so maybe she's a super hedgehog?

 

[StillStunned]

how the fuck can she have 31 nipples left?

Do they each have a different flavour?

 

[cw5523729]

D= Silly brain, how the fuck can she have 31 nipples left? And even if she did, that's a conversation he'd be having with me or the roommate!

Sexual tentacles are perfectly normal but more than 2 nipples is where you draw your line?

 

[cw5523729]

One of my male friends described her and Sandra Bullock (also a good comedic actress) as "approachably pretty".
His premise is that they are both attractive women, but in a way that suggests they are approachable, if you ran into a woman who looked like that somewhere you might have a shot, and even if she says no, she looks like the type that would let you down easy.

On the other hand Monica Belucci might talk to you, might gut you like a fish...

Seemed like reasonable premise to me.

I agree with Sandra Bullock but Julia Roberts never did it for me, even back in the Pretty Woman day. Her features were always too bony. Sandra Bullock on the other hand is still hot at 60.

 

[NuclearFairy]

Sexual tentacles are perfectly normal but more than 2 nipples is where you draw your line?

Psh, I have harpies with eight nipples. The number isn't entirely the problem. You need an even number of nipples for a bilateral creature!

 

[cw5523729]

Psh, I have harpies with eight nipples. The number isn't entirely the problem. You need an even number of nipples for a bilateral creature!

Well, it's hard to argue with logic like that.

 

[onehitwanda]

Michelle Pfeiffer. rawr.

 

[TheLobster]

Pfeiffer.

I 'ardly know 'er!