The "I don't want to talk about AI" thread, and the new topic is: brushes with Death

[NuclearFairy]

Blasphemy!

You're right, they probably heard that you're stealing them from the ducks and not eating them.

 

[Omenainen]

Why is it brushes with death and not brunches with death? Or will the brunch be on Sunday?

 

[cw5523729]

Why is it brushes with death and not brunches with death? Or will the brunch be on Sunday?

Oh, and everyone says that I keep dragging eggs back into the conversation!

 

[NuclearFairy]

Why is it brushes with death and not brunches with death? Or will the brunch be on Sunday?

Because he's English and so it'd be second breakfast.

All English are hobbits, right?

 

[Omenainen]

Because he's English and so it'd be second breakfast.

All English are hobbits, right?

So we will brush eggs on this hobbit breakfast with Death? Is this the plan?

 

[NuclearFairy]

So we will brush eggs on this hobbit breakfast with Death? Is this the plan?

Sounds like a plan!

 

[Omenainen]

Sounds like a plan!

If it sounds like a plan, and smells like a plan, it’s probably a duck’s egg.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

If it sounds like a plan, and smells like a plan, it’s probably a duck’s egg.

Better'n a goose egg - American slang for zero

 

[NuclearFairy]

Better'n a goose egg - American slang for zero

Never heard that slang.

Also geese eggs are amazing.

 

[Statius]

Actually I tried that as a pickup line in the bar "Hey baby, wanna play with my eggs?" and oddly, all it ever got me was a slap in a face. Maybe they were all allergic to eggs.

eta: and they were worried it would result in a brush with death. BOOM! I kept it on topic!!!

Nice turn around there! I'm impressed!

 

[StillStunned]

Better'n a goose egg - American slang for zero

Fun factoid (AKA this sounds plausible but I've never bothered to check it): the "love" score in tennis derives from the French "l'oeuf", meaning "the egg".

Why is it brushes with death and not brunches with death? Or will the brunch be on Sunday?

Because he's English and so it'd be second breakfast.

Brunch is second breakfast with alcohol. Or second breakfast is brunch without alcohol.

All English are hobbits, right?

I'm the approximate shape and size, but my feet aren't hairy enough.

 

[Omenainen]

Because he's English and so it'd be second breakfast.

All English are hobbits, right?

Brunch is second breakfast with alcohol. Or second breakfast is brunch without alcohol.

That can’t be right, I can’t imagine Brits without alcohol

 

[StillStunned]

That can’t be right, I can’t imagine Brits without alcohol

There's usually enough alcohol left in our blood from the night before.