The "I don't want to talk about AI" thread, and the new topic is: boobs and bits

[AwkwardMD]

So are we done with fruitcake? I'd like to change the topic to boobs.

Do it.

That was the best part of my experiment. I'd never written about boobs so much as I did with Out. I put oblique references to them everywhere.

 

[Erozetta]

Do it.

That was the best part of my experiment. I'd never written about boobs so much as I did with Out. I put oblique references to them everywhere.

They made me laugh a couple of times while I was listening.

 

[AwkwardMD]

They made me laugh a couple of times while I was listening.

That's amazing, and makes me so happy.

 

[stickygirl]

So are we done with fruitcake? I'd like to change the topic to boobs.

Happy?

 

[TheLobster]

What a waste of brain cells! You could have just said she was 44DDD and moved on,

Including such crude measurements does not become a serious erotica writer. Instead, you should feel free to expound on the exact minutiae of your character’s breasting boobily down the stairs.

 

[AwkwardMD]

Including such crude measurements does not become a serious erotica writer. Instead, you should feel free to expound on the exact minutiae of your character’s breasting boobily down the stairs.

I 1000% did.

EDIT: Artistically.

 

[PennyThompson]

One thing that I like about my character Scout is that I never talk about their chest. Not positively, not negatively, I just focus on their other attributes and on the silly situations they end up in.

Their stories have all been in first person, so no one gets to provide a physical description of them but what they choose to disclose. Surprisingly, I haven't had even one person either ask or complain about it

 

[AwkwardMD]

One thing that I like about my character Scout is that I never talk about their chest. Not positively, not negatively, I just focus on their other attributes and on the silly situations they end up in.

Their stories have all been in first person, so no one gets to provide a physical description of them but what they choose to disclose. Surprisingly, I haven't had even one person either ask or complain about it

Definitely noticed that, and usually I do the same, but I had an opportunity to go absolutely nuts one time (using negative space, like @Bamagan suggested) and I full sent it.

 

[crookedletter]

It's the fine line I feel I'm always walking as a writer who takes my craft seriously, but who also likes to write erotica. On the one hand I want to write my characters with dignity and respect: they are not, I hope, purely the sum of their physical attributes and their sexual desirability. On the other hand: boobs.

 

[NuclearFairy]

I used to enjoy bouncing in place to completely derail my SO's thoughts. If I liked the topic well enough I'd remind him of what we were talking about afterwards.

 

[stickygirl]

I used to enjoy bouncing in place to completely derail my SO's thoughts. If I liked the topic well enough I'd remind him of what we were talking about afterwards.

Sheesh - there's always someone bouncing. Whatever happened to jiggles in place?

 

[onehitwanda]

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[stickygirl]

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Ah - squishes in place

 

[onehitwanda]

Ah - squishes in place

I think it's literally my favourite gif ever. It was the genesis of "Roses for Erin".

 

[StillStunned]

You know, with boobs being boobs, and men being men, I'm surprised we ever evolved beyond the stage of caves and fire. Probably the most convincing argument ever that most societal improvements in human history were either driven by women, or else accidental.

 

[NuclearFairy]

Sheesh - there's always someone bouncing. Whatever happened to jiggles in place?

Well, jiggling in place with your clothes on is either more obvious what you're trying to do, or too subtle to be noticed. And so, does not achieve the gratifying glassy eyed gaze.

 

[onehitwanda]

You know, with boobs being boobs, and men being men, I'm surprised we ever evolved beyond the stage of caves and fire. Probably the most convincing argument ever that most societal improvements in human history were either driven by women, or else accidental.

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The Sumerians loved boobs.

 

[StillStunned]

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The Sumerians loved boobs.

"Hey, my dead, hollow eyes are up here!"

 

[stickygirl]

You know, with boobs being boobs, and men being men, I'm surprised we ever evolved beyond the stage of caves and fire. Probably the most convincing argument ever that most societal improvements in human history were either driven by women, or else accidental.

Men were forced to invent fire to see the boobs at night. Thus civilisation and pornography were born

 

[StillStunned]

Men were forced to invent fire to see the boobs at night. Thus civilisation and pornography were born

The first cave that advertised "24/7 boobies to see!", that's where it all began.

 

[AwkwardlySet]

 

[yowser]

Invested.

 

[JuanSeiszFitzHall]

On the other hand: boobs.

Why not both hands? It's impolite to yank the crank if a boob is being neglected.