The "I don't want to talk about AI" thread, and the new topic is: boating and sailing

[onehitwanda]

Side note - I hate the word boobies

"Norks" is worse.

 

[SamanthaBehgs]

"Norks" is worse.

Could just call 'em jigglers.

 

[onehitwanda]

Could just call 'em jigglers.

 

[Bamagan]

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How about lactose bagpipes?

 

[StillStunned]

"Norks" is worse.

But imagine a version of The Lord of the Rings with the addition of one small letter...

 

[StillStunned]

"This my old sword, Sting. It glows when Norcs are nearby."

"Saruman has crossed Norcs with Men."

"For three days and nights we have pursued a band of Norcs. They have taken two of our friends captive."

 

[onehitwanda]

"This my old sword, Sting. It glows when Norcs are nearby."

"Saruman has crossed Norcs with Men."

"For three days and nights we have pursued a band of Norcs. They have taken two of our friends captive."

 

[StillStunned]

"Sauron's Norcs have multiplied. Soon he will cover all the lands in shadow."

 

[onehitwanda]

"Sauron's Norcs have multiplied. Soon he will cover all the lands in shadow."

"Do not look for hope. It has forsaken these lands"

 

[Bramblethorn]

"Sauron's Norcs have multiplied. Soon he will cover all the lands in shadow."

Not if Gandalf Big Naturals has anything to say about it.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Why do you gotta out me like that?

Me me me, it’s all about me, huh? No, it really isn’t.

It’s about US

 

[Euphony]

Maybe try using my name? Sheeh.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

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Maybe try using my name? Sheeh.

Euphony? Nah, doesn’t fit the bill…

 

[Five_Inch_Heels]

Euphony? Nah, doesn’t fit the bill…

You funny.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

You funny.

Yep! Lotta people like to point & laugh!

 

[MillieDynamite]

My wife is having issues. Age-related issues. There were tryouts for the Women's Professional Baseball League recently at Nationals Field. Jo is 36 years old and has played baseball all her life. Not softball, hardball, and she was a pitcher. She dreamed of being a professional player and tried (and made) a team years back, but the league folded before it started. She'd gone all the way to SF, CA, for the tryout, got a letter of acceptance, and then got a call telling her it was a no-go on the league. I can't remember when it was. I think we were already married. It was pre-Donnie-Days, though, in the last decade. Their used to be a professional softball league as well, but while she could've played in it, she's always believed softball (even fast pitch) is for pussies.

 

[NuclearFairy]

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Maybe try using my name? Sheeh.

I dunno man, I've always preferred bobwhites and whip-poor-wills.

 

[StillStunned]

There are older and fouler things than Norcs in the deep places of the world.

Seldom will Norcs journey in the open under the sun, yet these have done so.

 

[Five_Inch_Heels]

whip-poor-wills.

What did poor Wills do that makes you want to whip him?

 

[Blake_Palafox]

I like the cupless kind of corset (is that called a waist trainer?) with something less structured over the woman's breasts, like a string bikini top or a bandeau. The contrast is cool.

I've worn a corset as a man, but it wasn't one really intended for a man's use so it wasn't very flattering. It was still fun, and multiple women helped me put it on, which was a blast! I like it when women objectify me, and it was just really fun.

(My favorite is when woman talk about me like I'm not there. Brr!)

 

[StillStunned]

It's Friday over where I am. What are people's plans for the weekend?

 

[UsuallyPresent]

It's Friday over where I am. What are people's plans for the weekend?

You give me too much credit with 'plan'

 

[NuclearFairy]

It's Friday over where I am. What are people's plans for the weekend?

Doing homework with the kids, maybe playing some video games, finding some time to do a little writing, and taking a break from laundry, but not the rest of the chores.

 

[EmilyMiller]

It's Friday over where I am. What are people's plans for the weekend?

Sleep

 

[StillStunned]

Sleep

I thought that was abolished years ago? I don't think I've seen any for ages.