The "I don't want to talk about AI" thread, and the new topic is: brushes with Death

[cw5523729]

The goats and sheep aren't pissed that you're stealing their cheese?

One of my ducks attacks me every time I steal her eggs.

 

[StillStunned]

The goats and sheep aren't pissed that you're stealing their cheese?

Yes, but I tell the sheep to baaaack off, and the goats to butt out.

 

[Off_base]

One of my ducks attacks me every time I steal her eggs.

She found out you're giving them away

 

[Z_TheWriter]

Yes, but I tell the sheep to baaaack off, and the goats to butt out.

Weird sequence of thoughts from goats having horns and such.
Is there such a thing as a horny headbutt? From a human I mean, not a goat.

 

[StillStunned]

Is there such a thing as a horny headbutt? From a human I mean, not a goat.

That's how they kiss in Glasgow.

 

[cw5523729]

She found out you're giving them away

So next time I should lie and tell her I'm planning on turning her baby into breakfast?

 

[Off_base]

So next time I should lie and tell her I'm planning on turning her baby into breakfast?

She knows you're stealing them, even though they have no value to you?

Duck egg jokes are hard.

 

[cw5523729]

She knows you're stealing them, even though they have no value to you?

Hmm, well when you put it that way, I do sound pretty evil. What the hell is wrong with me?

Duck egg jokes are hard.

Surely you're yolking.

 

[Off_base]

Hmm, well when you put it that way, I do sound pretty evil. What the hell is wrong with me?



Surely you're yolking.

that duck isn't blind to your ways

 

[UsuallyPresent]

It's not all you're quacking it up to be, @cw5523729 ! Be careful or she'll give you the bill!

 

[cw5523729]

@StillStunned - if the topic is still up for grabs, I'd like to change it to duck jokes

 

[StillStunned]

@StillStunned - if the topic is still up for grabs, I'd like to change it to duck jokes

Sure! But I'll be sending you the bill.

 

[cw5523729]

Sure! But I'll be sending you the bill.

 

[cw5523729]

You guys are really quacking me up with all these duck puns

 

[cw5523729]

This thread should really take flight now

 

[Z_TheWriter]

A story about a woman with a masculine name whose partner is dom and has a restaurant fetish:
"Duck Bill, plate your puss"

I will go hide in the shame corner now.

 

[StillStunned]

I'm out. "Bill" is the only duck joke I can think of.

 

[cw5523729]

I don't have any good puns myself so I'm just wingin' it

 

[cw5523729]

This ducking thread is for the birds now

 

[StillStunned]

 

[SamanthaBehgs]

Mother duckers! What have you all done?

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Somehow I'm expecting a paddlin' here....

 

[Statius]

Duck jokes and puns most fowl.

 

[AwkwardlySet]

I'm gonna do the unthinkable here. I'm gonna talk about AI.

https://www.musicradar.com/music-te...tgpt-ruled-to-have-illegally-harvested-lyrics

 

[Statius]

I'm gonna do the unthinkable here. I'm gonna talk about AI.

https://www.musicradar.com/music-te...tgpt-ruled-to-have-illegally-harvested-lyrics

Seems daffy to me