The "I don't want to talk about AI" thread, and the new topic is: am I a joke to you?

[Statius]

It's kinda like a high isn't it? You just want more

 

[MillieDynamite]

The duck that flies on its back is headed for a big QuackUp!

 

[Z_TheWriter]

Question: Are we allowed to post links here, like to a YT video for instance?
Because I have a suggestion for the next topic

 

[cw5523729]

Question: Are we allowed to post links here, like to a YT video for instance?
Because I have a suggestion for the next topic

It's always better to ask for forgiveness than permission

 

[Z_TheWriter]

It's always better to ask for forgiveness than permission

Sometimes. But I'd prefer to duck my head rather than get banned during my first week.

 

[MillieDynamite]

 

[StillStunned]

Question: Are we allowed to post links here, like to a YT video for instance?
Because I have a suggestion for the next topic

You can post videos here. I'm pretty sure that anything goes in this thread, as long as it's not AI.

 

[MrPixel]

...sigh...

I've done everything I could possibly do to duck this conversation.

 

[redgarters]

So this duck walks into a bar. Barkeep asks "What'll it be?"
Duck says "Got any bread?"
"No bread," says the barkeep, "get out."
The duck leaves.
Next day, the duck comes again.
"Got any bread?!"
Barkeep says "No, get out you fowl duck!"
The duck leaves.
Third day the duck waddles in again.
"Got any bread!?"
The barkeep has had enough.
"There's no bread, and if you ask for bread one more time I'll nail your beak to the bar!"
The duck leaves.
Next day, the duck comes back. They stare at each other in silence.
"Got any nails?" says the duck.
"What? No, no nails..."
"GOT ANY BREAD!!!???"

 

[UsuallyPresent]

So this duck walks into a bar. Barkeep asks "What'll it be?"
Duck says "Got any bread?"
"No bread," says the barkeep, "get out."
The duck leaves.
Next day, the duck comes again.
"Got any bread?!"
Barkeep says "No, get out you fowl duck!"
The duck leaves.
Third day the duck waddles in again.
"Got any bread!?"
The barkeep has had enough.
"There's no bread, and if you ask for bread one more time I'll nail your beak to the bar!"
The duck leaves.
Next day, the duck comes back. They stare at each other in silence.
"Got any nails?" says the duck.
"What? No, no nails..."
"GOT ANY BREAD!!!???"

A spin on the vid Sticky posted a page back.

 

[SamanthaBehgs]

So this duck walks into a bar. Barkeep asks "What'll it be?"
Duck says "Got any bread?"
"No bread," says the barkeep, "get out."
The duck leaves.
Next day, the duck comes again.
"Got any bread?!"
Barkeep says "No, get out you fowl duck!"
The duck leaves.
Third day the duck waddles in again.
"Got any bread!?"
The barkeep has had enough.
"There's no bread, and if you ask for bread one more time I'll nail your beak to the bar!"
The duck leaves.
Next day, the duck comes back. They stare at each other in silence.
"Got any nails?" says the duck.
"What? No, no nails..."
"GOT ANY BREAD!!!???"

Don't feed ducks bread - it's terrible for them!

 

[iwatchus]

Don't feed ducks bread - it's terrible for them!

They’ll only spend it on drugs

 

[Z_TheWriter]

You can post videos here. I'm pretty sure that anything goes in this thread, as long as it's not AI.

Ok then, I suggest a new topic: Confidence is Sexy!

Tell us a story about you or someone you know being confident and sexy, post a picture or a video of anyone who is sexy exactly because of the confidence they exude.

I offer this as first example:

She isn't the conventional mainstream ideal of sexy in her loose t-shirt and tracksuit pants, but during the ~3:30 minutes of this song, this singer is the sexiest damn woman on the planet.

(Feel free to object if this is a dumb suggestion)

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Don't feed ducks bread - it's terrible for them!

https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fimg.ifunny.co%2Fimages%2F1315e5f7b49a7c3bdbfede084736dbd5af744c1e729bb633e58586d1b8777063_1.jpg&f=1&nofb=1&ipt=0ddbfeca28a744675a42523047004e2c4772497b7170d9868633cbc41aa0e91a

 

[MrPixel]

Don't feed ducks bread - it's terrible for them!

I don't. I feed them quackers.

Pardon if somebody has already used that one. I ain't goin' back to read for it.

 

[TheLobster]

So this duck walks into a bar. Barkeep asks "What'll it be?"
Duck says "Got any bread?"
"No bread," says the barkeep, "get out."
The duck leaves.
Next day, the duck comes again.
"Got any bread?!"
Barkeep says "No, get out you fowl duck!"
The duck leaves.
Third day the duck waddles in again.
"Got any bread!?"
The barkeep has had enough.
"There's no bread, and if you ask for bread one more time I'll nail your beak to the bar!"
The duck leaves.
Next day, the duck comes back. They stare at each other in silence.
"Got any nails?" says the duck.
"What? No, no nails..."
"GOT ANY BREAD!!!???"

Duh! The barkeep should’ve just served the duck some kvass.

 

[cw5523729]

Don't feed ducks bread - it's terrible for them!

^--- can confirm. Ours get a little bit of watermelon in the morning though. It's a big hit.

 

[crookedletter]

Ok then, I suggest a new topic: Confidence is Sexy!

Tell us a story about you or someone you know being confident and sexy, post a picture or a video of anyone who is sexy exactly because of the confidence they exude.

I offer this as first example:

She isn't the conventional mainstream ideal of sexy in her loose t-shirt and tracksuit pants, but during the ~3:30 minutes of this song, this singer is the sexiest damn woman on the planet.

(Feel free to object if this is a dumb suggestion)

I respect your effort, but I think you're trying to herd cats here.

 

[SamanthaBehgs]

Ok then, I suggest a new topic: Confidence is Sexy!

Tell us a story about you or someone you know being confident and sexy, post a picture or a video of anyone who is sexy exactly because of the confidence they exude.

I offer this as first example:

She isn't the conventional mainstream ideal of sexy in her loose t-shirt and tracksuit pants, but during the ~3:30 minutes of this song, this singer is the sexiest damn woman on the planet.

(Feel free to object if this is a dumb suggestion)

Does this count?

 

[cw5523729]

I respect your effort, but I think you're trying to herd cats here.

Are the cats shaved? 'Cuz I think we already tried discussing them. It was very disappointing.

 

[crookedletter]

Are the cats shaved? 'Cuz I think we already tried discussing them. It was very disappointing.

Interesting question. More data is needed on whether it's the fuzziness of cats that make them difficult to herd, or some other factor.

 

[cw5523729]

Ok then, I suggest a new topic: Confidence is Sexy!

Tell us a story about you or someone you know being confident and sexy, post a picture or a video of anyone who is sexy exactly because of the confidence they exude.

I offer this as first example:

She isn't the conventional mainstream ideal of sexy in her loose t-shirt and tracksuit pants, but during the ~3:30 minutes of this song, this singer is the sexiest damn woman on the planet.

(Feel free to object if this is a dumb suggestion)

Uh oh, it says the captions are automatically generated... that sounds almost like AI!

 

[MrPixel]

Slightly off-topic. My wife once had a goose she named "Pâté". Its mate was named "Lautrec".

 

[cw5523729]

Interesting question. More data is needed on whether it's the fuzziness of cats that make them difficult to herd, or some other factor.

So the furrier the pussy, the more difficult they are to control? Who do we reach out to for government grants to research this?

 

[MillieDynamite]

My dad used to have a watercolor enhanced drawing of his where Donald was at a door with prominent signage stating, "No Ducks allowed," and in small type, "Except for Daisy Duck," he'd done way back in high school.