The "I Didn't Get Laid Today" Thread
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lisa123414
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that is just an insult, girlfriend, boys want to share this with you, even if (especially if) you don't want to see it.
cut him loose, he is playing mind games
edited to add, in case you like this, if so then, carry on
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Well, beggars can't be choosers...jk
I've been doing the whole celibacy thing since October. If no one here can beat that, I'm pretty sure I deserve some sort of award. At least a cake, maybe...
TheeGoatPig
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Look up a few posts. I have only had sex once since August 14, 1995, and that was on November 7, 2007.
And CWatson is a virgin.
YoursSINSerely
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I'm just going to go way out on a limb here today and predict that I'm not going to get laid tomorrow, either.
Munachi
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that is just an insult, girlfriend, boys want to share this with you, even if (especially if) you don't want to see it.
cut him loose, he is playing mind games
edited to add, in case you like this, if so then, carry on
well, he finally did show me the other day. but we seem to be a bit confused anyway as to how the guy and how the girl is supposed to act. i like to flash all kinds of parts of myself to him all the time, while i always have to ask him...
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That happened to me the first time a girl did phone sex with me. I was happy to just observe and be present while she got herself off. She got creeped out. (Needless to say, that was also the last time anyone's ever done phone sex with me.
)Nothing today. I filled out a survey this morning as part of the "admissions test" for getting into an old friend's Yahoo! group, and one of the questions was, "Have you ever had a threesome?" My answer was that it's been something on the order of a week since I've even had a onesome. The good news is, the San Francisco Bay Area has made the final shift into summer, so at least we'll get a lot of sunlight to soak in. Not to mention the... Well, Jonathan Coulton has the best way of saying it.
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Not me..not for days and days!
CWatson
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I was craving cheesecake all weekend and was finally able to get some. Mmm, white chocolate raspberry...
...But I didn't get laid.
Too busy singing. Since 6 PM yesterday I have sung two concerts and two church services. 12 hours of singing.
From now on, no more nighttime masses and no more choir rehearsal. Sweet relief. And more time to focus on getting laid!
...But I didn't get laid.
Too busy singing. Since 6 PM yesterday I have sung two concerts and two church services. 12 hours of singing.
From now on, no more nighttime masses and no more choir rehearsal. Sweet relief. And more time to focus on getting laid!
TheeGoatPig
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I need to get laid so bad...
CWatson
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The Bay Area is having heat. Today I got my first "Oh god it's hot" ice cream cone of the season. Appropriately, it was something with outrageous colors guaranteed to turn your tongue blue.
Now it's 1 AM and I'm sitting around with the windows open and no clothes on, and I am not vaguely cold. And I am the guy who needs a sweater if it dips below 70F.
But I didn't get laid. (In fact this weekend I appeared to have got the opposite of laid as the girl I was trying to chat up has stopped writing back. Evidently I said something wrong. Either that or it's graduation weekend so she was really busy. But, knowing my luck...)
Now it's 1 AM and I'm sitting around with the windows open and no clothes on, and I am not vaguely cold. And I am the guy who needs a sweater if it dips below 70F.
But I didn't get laid. (In fact this weekend I appeared to have got the opposite of laid as the girl I was trying to chat up has stopped writing back. Evidently I said something wrong. Either that or it's graduation weekend so she was really busy. But, knowing my luck...)
Munachi
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it was quite warm her efor a few days but now it's cold again. or coldish at least. i like heat though. though one of those hot days, i by mistake stepped onto my balcony naked. i wanted to look how my plants are doing, and just forgot i was not wearing any clothes...
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Something astonishing happened: the girl who I thought had decided to blow me off? She didn't decide to blow me off. We're still talking.
Something else astonishing has also happened, which is that my sister and her boyfriend finally tricked me into seeing his penis. They struck up a conversation with me while he was standing outside my door with no clothes on.
There was nothing special about it. It wasn't even hard.
(Typical man: all talk.)
(Still not king.)
Something else astonishing has also happened, which is that my sister and her boyfriend finally tricked me into seeing his penis. They struck up a conversation with me while he was standing outside my door with no clothes on.
There was nothing special about it. It wasn't even hard.
(Typical man: all talk.
)(Still not king.)
Trudy_Antone
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Hi fellow sexless beings,
Not today, not tomorrow, not anytime soon...
Being viciously cyber pounded by a total honey but all that does is push the masturbation to the point of ridiculousness.
I lie. I was laid. Only it was a weapon of mass destruction, not a real man. Delivers a much more quality orgasm than the real thing.
Sad ass...I know.
Not today, not tomorrow, not anytime soon...
Being viciously cyber pounded by a total honey but all that does is push the masturbation to the point of ridiculousness.
I lie. I was laid. Only it was a weapon of mass destruction, not a real man. Delivers a much more quality orgasm than the real thing.
Sad ass...I know.
Lady Reiha
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*yawns* I'm too cool to get laid.
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How about we change this thread's title to "I didn't get laid this month... either"?
TheeGoatPig
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How about we change this thread's title to "I didn't get laid this month... either"?
I'd only have to post in here twelve times a year! Wait...
does that count
The hubby and I have a pretty good average but he cut me off for over two weeks after I laughed at him for accidentally tea baggin' the poodle. Well, it technically was not a tea baggin,' but more of a draping of the balls over her head. Either way, it was unfair because the brutal bout of dry heaving he went into once he realized what was going on was pretty freaking funny. I told him he should probably put the dog out of the room before we started.
Anyhow... does that count?
Oh and I might not get laid today if he realizes I shared this.
The hubby and I have a pretty good average but he cut me off for over two weeks after I laughed at him for accidentally tea baggin' the poodle. Well, it technically was not a tea baggin,' but more of a draping of the balls over her head. Either way, it was unfair because the brutal bout of dry heaving he went into once he realized what was going on was pretty freaking funny. I told him he should probably put the dog out of the room before we started.
Anyhow... does that count?
Oh and I might not get laid today if he realizes I shared this.
mynameisben
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Oh and I might not get laid today if he realizes I shared this.
Ya think? LOL!
hehehe... shhhhhhhhhhhh
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