The "I Didn't Get Laid Today" Thread

[CWatson]

Sigh.

This thread is as dead as my sex life.

 

[driphoney]

Sigh.

This thread is as dead as my sex life.

You are not alone.

 

[Tarakin]

You are not alone.

Sadly she's right.

 

[Niriate]

Sadly she's right.

Agreed, but that's mostly cause of bad coincidences for me. Hubby working nightshifts and me being busy with the kids.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

November 7, 2007...

 

[Trudy_Antone]

Again damnit...

 

[Trudy_Antone]

We're not counting toys right?

 

[Jay_P]

no sex for most of this week

 

[_Lynn_]

I'm still here, in my reserved spot, for a while yet.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

HM is in DC with the cubette.

 

[Handley_Page]

Nothin' 'appening over here, either.

 

[andy_charles]

Yup, nothing here

 

[SaintWhatsername]

Nope, and I've got two days of sobriety from masturbation, too. Can't wait until the abrasions heal up so I can get back into it without hurting myself...

 

[CWatson]

Good heavens. Abrasions?? Too harsh in the heat of the moment?

(Still nope. Last week was a train of epic failures, the dating scene has dried up, and I don't know if this week will be any better. But at least I have lots of porn! *snort*)

 

[Munachi]

well, i am back home now. so no sex...

 

[SaintWhatsername]

I just broke up with my boyfriend and he didn't like me giving it to myself. After we ended it, I kinda went on a weeklong spree of up to thrice a day, and, well, that's what happens...

Today is my third day of sobriety. I should be better by the end of the week. And he wants to "hook up" Saturday...yeah, not gonna happen.

 

[Munachi]

you mean he didn't like you to masturbate? why that?

 

[SaintWhatsername]

He was one of those weirdo dominant types who liked to have control over when I could cum. Problem was, he couldn't make me. Just not very skilled, y'know? I faked it twice for him, but after a while his overbearing demeanor just got annoying, and, well, here I am.

May ravage self tonight. Depends how I'm feeling later on.

 

[starrkers]

Gee, can't even remember the last time I got laid....

sigh.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

Here, again.

 

[CWatson]

Well, enjoy yourself, but, um, enjoying yourself to the point of injury may be, err... Counter-productive.

At the very least, it defeats one's capacity to enjoy oneself tomorrow.

 

[Niriate]

Have had nothing for pretty much the entire month..

 

[Munachi]

He was one of those weirdo dominant types who liked to have control over when I could cum. Problem was, he couldn't make me. Just not very skilled, y'know? I faked it twice for him, but after a while his overbearing demeanor just got annoying, and, well, here I am.

May ravage self tonight. Depends how I'm feeling later on.

well then it sounds like you are better off without him (nothing against control and things like that when it is wanted by both - but in this case it sounds more like the guy had issues)... well, have fun tonight.

i am right now much too tired even for masturbating...

 

[CWatson]

The past couple days, someone has offered to let me see his penis.

This person is my sister's boyfriend. Neither of us is a woman, or gay. (And frankly, even if one of us was a woman: not if he were the last one on earth.)

Nonetheless, this is the closest I've got to sex in well over a year.

 

[Munachi]

no sex for me today. and no offers to see anyone's penis - in fact, i asked to see one via webcam, but was refused.