The "I Didn't Get Laid Today" Thread

[TheeGoatPig]

I win with 8!

Wait, that isn't all that great...

 

[andy_charles]

Nope - not a HUGE surprise as I never expected to anyway.

 

[al_Ussa]

Didn't get laid today...

But I scored with a chick I just met yesterday.

Funny how those things work out isn't it?

 

[Handley_Page]

nothin' here either

 

[YoursSINSerely]

nothin' here either

oh, I wish I was there.

 

[Born2FlogU]

It's been 10 days and counting and I don't see anything happening for at least another week.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

And, now, I've passed my first quarter mark.

 

[CWatson]

Had a nice date tonight... but, somehow, don't believe she'll want to again. Especially if she's as scared-off by awkward as she has implied in the past.

And didn't get laid.

 

[Munachi]

why do dyou not think she will want to have another date?

anyway, i just returned home, so i will probably post here more often again for the next days or weeks.

 

[CWatson]

Umm... cuz... she seemed totally not-interested? I mean, we talked and we laughed and we had fun, but...

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Of course I didn't get laid today. What do you take me for? A real man that knows how to interact with women? Pfft...

 

[Munachi]

ah i see... what confused me is that you said you had a nice date - because with dates i'd assume nice means there are sparks and all... then again, we don't have really much of a dating culture here, so i don't know that much about it. first time i met my bf in person was one of the very few dates i ever had (or at least the few occasions that actually went under the headline "date")... else i usually just met people and things happened...

 

[CWatson]

Well, I thought there were sparks. But considering it's been 48 hours and I haven't gotten a peep from her, I'm not sure she thought the same.

Not to mention that my definition of "nice date" simply requires that the lady not flee in terror.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Well, I thought there were sparks. But considering it's been 48 hours and I haven't gotten a peep from her, I'm not sure she thought the same.

Not to mention that my definition of "nice date" simply requires that the lady not flee in terror.

How about you give her a call instead? Then, instead of guessing, you will know where you stand.

 

[Handley_Page]

oh, I wish I was there.

so do i

 

[YoursSINSerely]

so do i

Thanks, HP. That almsot feels like I just got laid. Now, I have to go searching for the thread, I Almost Got Laid Today, and post on that one, too.

 

[CWatson]

I did.

Oh well, off to Arizona for two days where I don't have to worry about it!...

 

[Munachi]

and what did she say when you called her? as i said i don't know much about dating etiquette and all... but i know that i am often shy and wait for the guy to call me or something... (of course i know guys can be shy too, so i try to overcome my own shyness sometimes, but that isn't always so easy)...

 

[CWatson]

Absofrakkinlutely nothing. Just dead silence for four days. And then I got home from AZ today and found out that she'd defriended me and blocked me on Facebook, so, I guess that's the answer. *snort*

Oh well, her loss. She's the one who was all, "I have serious issues that I think will scare people off and people will cold-shoulder me," and I said, What are they, and she told me, and I said, "They don't scare me off." And so she cold-shouldered me.

 

[Munachi]

maybe that behaviour is part of her issues...

 

[TheeGoatPig]

No. I did lose myself in a woman's eyes at the casino this weekend, but the feeling was not mutual

 

[TheeGoatPig]

I looked at a woman today...

 

[Munachi]

i wanked, so at least something.

 

[CWatson]

Well, I saw the trailer for The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon!!

...But I didn't get laid.

 

[miaction69]

'the I didn't get laid today thread'

that would be me (twice in 2 consecutive weekdays with nothing)
2morrow morning i'm gonna rape my vibrator senseless