The "I Didn't Get Laid Today" Thread

[YoursSINSerely]

Many, many, many days in a row for me, now.

 

[fifty5]

More than, "Not this century."

<sniff>

 

[O2]

Not as many as usual for me.....and I still have tomorrow and Sunday......if she's in the mood......

 

[YoursSINSerely]

Not even phone sex.

 

[Munachi]

does getting licked count as getting laid? then again, it is already a new day anyway, so either way, not today.

 

[_Lynn_]

So it's a new year. But it won't be soon, I know that for sure. Two, three months? More?

 

[TheeGoatPig]

What was sex again? I don't think I remember anymore

 

[O2]

Not as many as usual for me.....and I still have tomorrow and Sunday......if she's in the mood......

Oh well, another weekend goes by.....

 

[_Lynn_]

And the first week of the year is gone . . . how many more will it be?

 

[Munachi]

well, gotta wait till tuesday. that's not that long, is it? seems long to me right now...

 

[kiba]

raises hand

 

[bluemandy]

 

[CWatson]

Hmm, I haven't signed in here for a year.

Guess why?

("Because you got laid?")

No, silly! What kind of silly answer is that? Everyone knows CWatson never gets laid! I've just been too busy. But now I'm back and here I am!

;_;

 

[YoursSINSerely]

Guilty!

 

[CWatson]

Well, not to beat a dead horse, but, the state of enforced celibacy continues... (And, of course, the one person interested in me on dating-site-of-choice happens to be in major emotional turmoil and not currently in shape for a relationship. Excellent choosing, me!)

(Past a certain point, one begins to assume mistake-making. To paraphrase Davan McIntire, "The only thing shared amongst all my failures is me.")

 

[Handley_Page]

Not even phone sex.

call me!

 

[YoursSINSerely]

call me!

That would make my day, Dragon. Thanks for the smile on my face.

 

[Munachi]

home again... so no sex.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

AGAIN, I'm here. Please get me off of this thread!

 

[TheeGoatPig]

AGAIN, I'm here. Please get me off of this thread!

If I knew how to get women off of this thread I wouldn't be on here myself.

 

[Munachi]

well i heard it has something to do with bees and birds and stuff like that...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

Now, I feel like I'm saving myself for the right one to come along. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

Why do I have the last two posts on this thread? Really sad.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Why do I have the last two posts on this thread? Really sad.

I have only had one night of fun in since August 14, 1995. The last two times I had sex were the worst two, and I don't see it getting any better anytime soon.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

I have only had one night of fun in since August 14, 1995. The last two times I had sex were the worst two, and I don't see it getting any better anytime soon.

People always told me that life begins at 40. Does that give you something to look forward to?