The "I Didn't Get Laid Today" Thread

[minsue]

I plan on sitting on this thread for awhile.. I seem to have issues with the male species right now. (Not referring to any one in particular.) No I will not take up women.. sorry.

Not even if we ask real nice? *blink, blink*

 

[carsonshepherd]

Not even if we ask real nice? *blink, blink*

Bad girl, mind.

(And no, not today either )

 

[logophile]

Well, I can maybe let out some info in a less public place

I think it's so sweet that you don't have phone sex and tell. You're such a gentleman.

PM me with details...

 

[tolyk]

I think it's so sweet that you don't have phone sex and tell. You're such a gentleman.

PM me with details...

*laugh* That brought a tear to my eye.. ohh, the laughter.. heh

 

[minsue]

Bad girl, mind.

(And no, not today either )

Always, Cars

(I want to pity you, I really do...it's been years, though. Makes a few days hard to sob over. )

 

[carsonshepherd]

Always, Cars

(I want to pity you, I really do...it's been years, though. Makes a few days hard to sob over. )

A few DAYS!?!?

Try a week and half.

 

[logophile]

Bad girl, mind.

(And no, not today either )

So can I be bold and ask just how long it's been then?

Inquiring minds and all that...

 

[tolyk]

A few DAYS!?!?

Try a week and half.

Oh quit your whining Thats a few days, definately in comparision to months (or years for Min)

 

[logophile]

A few DAYS!?!?

Try a week and half.

Well that answers that question.

 

[logophile]

Oh quit your whining Thats a few days, definately in comparision to months (or years for Min)

The last time I was properly filled was the night before Thanksgiving. Depressing, isn't it?

Min - Wanna come over? I could help...

 

[minsue]

A few DAYS!?!?

Try a week and half.

Awwww Poor baby


(10 days is a few, you know... But I'll still give ya all the pity you need, sweets. I'd rather pity you than pity myself. )

 

[tolyk]

The last time I was properly filled was the night before Thanksgiving. Depressing, isn't it?

Min - Wanna come over? I could help...

It has only been a month for me.. but that was with my ex.. and prior to that it was quite some time..

<--- has only been with a few different women

 

[minsue]

The last time I was properly filled was the night before Thanksgiving. Depressing, isn't it?

Min - Wanna come over? I could help...

Don't have to ask me twice

 

[logophile]

Don't have to ask me twice

Mmmmm! I get minsue for dinner! I'm the luckiest logophile ever...

 

[tolyk]

I wish Tolyk could get lucky..

 

[minsue]

Mmmmm! I get minsue for dinner! I'm the luckiest logophile ever...

As long as you don't mean that in a 'roast goose' kinda way, I think that AV of yours illustrates which of us would be the lucky one.

 

[Evil Alpaca]

I wish Tolyk could get lucky..

Vella would SO kick your ass . . .

 

[logophile]

I wish Tolyk could get lucky..

I wish that for you too, Tol!

 

[tolyk]

Vella would SO kick your ass . . .

No she wouldn't.. wasn't talking about luckster just gettin lucky

 

[Liar]

Vella would SO kick your ass . . .

That was lucky, not Lucky.

Tho I would totally understand if that was what he meant. I mean, hey.


For the record: No lucky or Lucky for me today either. Not that I was actually trying.

 

[carsonshepherd]

. Not that I was actually trying.

Yeah, 'cause you could get some any time you want to, if you actually tried, right?

(Liar, you know I joke. I'd do you.)

 

[tolyk]

Hell, I'm straight and I would probably do Liar *laugh* He's one sexy man-bitch *chuckle*

 

[logophile]

As long as you don't mean that in a 'roast goose' kinda way, I think that AV of yours illustrates which of us would be the lucky one.

Ooo, flattery will get you everywhere. I would never roast your goose, Min, it's far too sweet!

 

[carsonshepherd]

Hell, I'm straight and I would probably do Liar *laugh* He's one sexy man-bitch *chuckle*

It's the nostrils. Really.

 

[tolyk]

It's the nostrils. Really.

Naw, its the intellect, and poetry Have you read his poetry? *swoon*

*chuckle*