The "I Didn't Get Laid Today" Thread

[carsonshepherd]

Gee, then why is your mouth open like that?

 

[yui]

Gee, then why is your mouth open like that?

May I answer something slutty like, "practice?"

Or is that too tacky?

 

[OhMissScarlett]

May I answer something slutty like, "practice?"

Or is that too tacky?

Nothing's too tacky for this thread.

 

[Evil Alpaca]

Nothing's too tacky for this thread.

That sounds like sumphin' for a challenge thread.

 

[Honey123]

I have not had sex in 2 weeks...

 

[Evil Alpaca]

I have not had sex in 2 weeks...

*Pats on the . . . shoulder*

Tell the Alpaca ALL about it.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

That sounds like sumphin' for a challenge thread.

Ooh, a challenge. How tacky can we be?

 

[Honey123]

*Pats on the . . . shoulder*

Tell the Alpaca ALL about it.

Yes...it's a shame...and I don't know what to do.

 

[Evil Alpaca]

Yes...it's a shame...and I don't know what to do.

I could send you an instruction video if you'd like!

 

[Honey123]

I could send you an instruction video if you'd like!

Much appreciated..but I'll just let my finges do the walkin' as usual...*sigh

 

[Evil Alpaca]

Much appreciated..but I'll just let my finges do the walkin' as usual...*sigh

You could send ME the instructional video on that one . . .

 

[Honey123]

You could send ME the instructional video on that one . . .

Hmmm...I could cam you, but what good would that do??>

 

[Evil Alpaca]

Hmmm...I could cam you, but what good would that do??>

Help give me pleasant dreams later?

 

[Honey123]

Help give me pleasant dreams later?

so what you are saying, is that you'd fall asleep watching the video of that?

 

[Evil Alpaca]

so what you are saying, is that you'd fall asleep watching the video of that?

Yer not gonna let me win on this one, are you?

 

[Honey123]

Yer not gonna let me win on this one, are you?

Zzzzzz...wha...what??? Oh, I'm sorry, I fell asleep....

 

[Evil Alpaca]

Zzzzzz...wha...what??? Oh, I'm sorry, I fell asleep....

My conversation isn't particularly energizing, is it?

 

[Honey123]

My conversation isn't particularly energizing, is it?

You know how you energize me!

 

[Evil Alpaca]

You know how you energize me!

Caffeine pills?

 

[Honey123]

Caffeine pills?

LOL...

 

[Evil Alpaca]

LOL...

Seriously, that stuff will wire you up good!

 

[Honey123]

Seriously, that stuff will wire you up good!

Darlin' you are talking to a woman who has been drinking coffee since she was 8, maybe younger....I have coffee running through my veins.

 

[Evil Alpaca]

Darlin' you are talking to a woman who has been drinking coffee since she was 8, maybe younger....I have coffee running through my veins.

"Up from her veins was a bubblin' crude . . . coffe, that is."

 

[Honey123]

"Up from her veins was a bubblin' crude . . . coffe, that is."

Loved that show!

 

[Evil Alpaca]

Loved that show!

Loved the song . . . one of the bluegrass hits I really liked!