The "I Didn't Get Laid Today" Thread 2

[Abercr0mbieBoi]

Here we can celebrate our lack of sexual achievement.

I didn't get laid!

 

[stickygirl]

Dear Diary - they're here, all around me - I can hear them humping and pumping, but not me! No, dear diary, we're safe here and if we keep very quiet they'll pass by and won't hump us .... ssshhh. Listen! Is that someone coming? ...
Nope. Not today either

 

[TheeGoatPig]

I still haven't had sex since November 7, 2007. A little over six years ago.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

I did not.

 

[blondesque]

Nope...and it blows.

 

[SamScribble]

Nope...and it blows.

Suck, Mary Lou, suck. Blow is just a figure of speech.

 

[stickygirl]

Day 738... no one suspects anything

 

[Handley_Page]

Day 738... no one suspects anything

Strange, that.
It's the same here, but the walls are thicker and I cannot hear any sexual activity. . .

 

[Hypoxia]

Sorry, I don't qualify. I get my ashes hauled most days. Except when I'm hospitalized.