The "I Deserve To Be Laid Today" Thread

[entitled]

i do! Just because i''m here and horny, dammit.

 

[Guest]

i do! Just because i''m here and horny, dammit.

Yes you do dear.

 

[sophia jane]

I deserve to be laid because my naugtiness is back. And I want to play!

 

[rikaaim]

Yes! You do. Me too. I could use some fine companionship on a cold, stressful day. I would love to give myself to someone and focus on them for a while. As for being horny, I've been so for far too long. I'm afraid I'm not sure what life is like without being horny anymore. I would really love to wrap my arms around a nice set of hips as I position myself between a set of willing legs.

 

[eric shawn listo]

I do too, dammit.

 

[joeys-game]

Hell yes....

 

[entitled]

We should all get together and have an orgy. Just because.

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

I deserve to be laid today

Because I have such an amazing array of sexual styles. I can go from sweet and cuddly romatnic sex to wild and breath taking pure animal fucking to cruel and wicked kinky bondage and domination stuff.

I'm a virtual cornacopia of lust just rotting on the vine.

 

[rikaaim]

We should all get together and have an orgy. Just because.

I agree. Your place, or mine? Shit, let's do it in a studio where we can sell the tapes and make lots of money!

 

[sophia jane]

We should all get together and have an orgy. Just because.

That's the best reason to have an orgy.

 

[Guest]

That's the best reason to have an orgy.

Road Trip!

 

[eric shawn listo]

Road Trip!

Get in the car Ted!

"ok"

 

[sophia jane]

Get in the car Ted!

"ok"

Stop that!

 

[Guest]

Get in the car Ted!

"ok"

Can we stop at Stuckey's for a pecan roll on the way?

 

[entitled]

Grab some chocolate sauce too!

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

Can we stop at Stuckey's for a pecan roll on the way?

Is that what you kids are calling it these days?

 

[eric shawn listo]

Grab some chocolate sauce too!

Is that for the roll or....

 

[sophia jane]

Is that for the roll or....

It's to lick off ent's stomach.

 

[eric shawn listo]

It's to lick off ent's stomach.

'swhat I thought.

Up for that Ted?

"yep"

 

[Guest]

'swhat I thought.

Up for that Ted?

"yep"

Can't find the damn car keys.

This is just what we need, now three simultaneious conversations.

 

[sophia jane]

Can't find the damn car keys.

This is just what we need, now three simultaneious conversations.

Too much for you today, Ted?

 

[eric shawn listo]

Too much for you today, Ted?

They're in the ignition Ted.

"oh"

 

[Guest]

Too much for you today, Ted?

It's the typing. My hand has never been this busy on the topic of sex.

Uh, wait a minute, oh, it has been.

Nevermind.

 

[rikaaim]

I'm stowing away regardless. We're we goin' again? Ah, it doesn't matter. We're all getting laid, right?

 

[Wildcard Ky]

On most any day I would sound off in full rage and fury that hell yes, I deserve to get laid today.

But........Not today. I have a horrible cold and wouldn't want to pass it on.