The "I can't believe you said 'Fat'" Thread

[Andreina]

honestly, Trolls.... think of some better insults and you might have a really FAT chance that we are insulted
Please.

Halo

 

[Marxist]

"Fat" really does work around here. I don't know why but the trolls have the women's number with that word. I think it's a White thing.

 

[just pet]

Isn't it good to be phat?

 

[Shaq]

....I get insulted when people say I'm not sexy...please don't say I'm not sexy...

 

[Black_Bird]

Fat.

Fucking
Awsome
Tits.

 

[J.B.]

I don't think it's just here that the word Fat gets such a huge reaction. Go anywhere to any group of women thin or curvy . Say Fat every woman there will beat te tar out of the person who said it.

 

[Private Vasquez]

don't forget about Portly.

 

[bluntforcemama]

Pleasantly plump.

 

[J.B.]

Pleasantly plump.

This is the one I love to say.
It just... rolls off the tongue.

 

[bluntforcemama]

I honestly prefer Rubenesque women. Not just for art, but for pleasure, too.

 

[Marxist]

I honestly prefer Rubenesque women. Not just for art, but for pleasure, too.

WHORE





Oh, I'm sorry, I need to observe protocol: FAT WHORE

 

[Hamletmaschine]

honestly, Trolls.... think of some better insults and you might have a really FAT chance that we are insulted
Please.

Halo

A woman who knows how to handle her single and double quotation marks will give me wood every time.

 

[Andreina]

LOL Thank you Hamlet

By the way, i could have SO needed you yesterday. For my history exam (Death and the Dead in late medieval and early modern Europe) one of the questions was

"I am thy Fathers Spirit". (Hamlet 1.5) Was he?



Man, WHERE WERE YOU?

Halo

 

[MissTaken]

Quit chewing the FAT and get down to the nitty gritty.














Sex!

 

[Raina]

My doctor once told me I was "solid".

I think I'd rather be fat.

 

[Hamletmaschine]

LOL Thank you Hamlet

"I am thy Fathers Spirit". (Hamlet 1.5) Was he?

Halo

THAT was an exam question?

I think I would have corrected the punctuation and called attention to the ambiguous pronominal reference and move on to the next question.

Teachers always love it when you do that kind of thing.

 

[Andreina]

THAT was an exam question?

I know... and I was stupid enough attempting to answer it. Well, I probably busted my exam with that question but I still thought it was interesting analysing the role of the spirit in the light of the Protestant Reformation and Elizabethian belief in ghosts.
Damn, I really should have answered the other question... LOL

Halo

 

[Hamletmaschine]

Your answer--even in that abbreviated form--makes more sense than the question.

I'm sure you did just fine without me. I would have told you to say, "No, he was a character in a play."

 

[DopeyAngel]

'Fat'.......a word with so many uses.........unfortunately the novelty of the word has been worn down by the trolls......jeez, damn them......

 

[VeryBadGirl]

jumpin' jehosa.............

fat.