The Hymen Collateral

[sirhugs]

What if fathers could use their daughters virginity as collateral for a loan?
An 18 year old is most valuable... and she has to consent to the terms, so whatever happens after is not rape...

Is the drama in keeping her a virgin?
Or in the penalty when Dad defaults?
What is that penalty- sold at auction? Made the lender's slave? Sent to a breeding farm? Made to pull a train? Turned into a stripper?

 

[Carnevil9]

And when it turns out that she wasn't really a virgin after all, does Dear Old Dad get prosecuted for fraud? And end up in "the slammer" where he loses HIS virginity?

 

[Hypoxia]

And when it turns out that she wasn't really a virgin after all, does Dear Old Dad get prosecuted for fraud? And end up in "the slammer" where he loses HIS virginity?

Japanese plastic surgeons have been performing hymen-reconstructive procedures for some time now. Yes, virginity can be restored. I have a book on the subject around here somewhere. Anyway, for the hymen-as-collateral scheme to work, you need to eliminate Japan. Cue Godzilla.

 

[Carnevil9]

Another old joke: the woman has a new boyfriend, tells her gynecologist she wants the new BF to think she is a virgin, is there anything he can do? Doctor says, sure. He goes down there, does something.

Next day, she is in bed with the BF getting fucked, and she screams like a banshee! She calls up the doctor to thank him, and asks him how he did it. He says, "Tied your pubic hair together."

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

Depends on whether you define virginity as an intact hymen or the fact of having had sex. I have always defined it by the latter myself, in which case it was irrevocably lost, but not really missed. Never saw how it would have value myself, but that's just me. To me, that's like prizing inexperience.

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

What would be hilarious would be if the creditor pulled a switch on him and took his anal cherry instead, as a way to teach him not to sell out his own flesh and blood.