The Hump Bar

[BindnCufTite]

being a poor traveller I'm not sure I have what would be required to pay for something stronger, although I do have a craving for some hard liquor. It's a long dusty road

 

[TheYummyOne]

*She smiles* Fortunately for you, cash isn't acceptable payment at the hump. The correct payment method is rolling these dice, and doing the rolled action to your horn-tender of choice, if they are around. If they aren't there, anyone who will fix your drink will accept the payment, or of course, you could pay Sens.

 

[Jonathin101]

Hello All

I look at yummyone's tantilizing lips and "how much for another tankard of your ale?" And it is such a pleasure to meet you. As well as yourself Bindcuftight.

 

[BindnCufTite]

Taking the dice in hand I roll them, as they clatter to a stop I stand back and look at Yummy to read the dice and announce the result...

 

[TheYummyOne]

That'll be one roll of the 'boobies' dice, sir. *She moves behind the counter, handing him the dice and filling up the tankard for him*

 

[BindnCufTite]

And also a pleasure to make your aquaintance Jonathin

 

[BindnCufTite]

I pick up the drink and take a long draught. wiping the beer from my mouth I turn, smile to Yummy, saying "thank you so very much, an enjoyable beverage, and wonderful company. How much more could a man ask for."

 

[Jonathin101]

I ask simply

What is the game and thank you Yummy, that is a perfectly poured tankard. The head is not too big, but just right. May I ask you if there is an entry fee into the game?

 

[BindnCufTite]

Standing watching Yummy hand a drink to Jonathin, I wonder if she is indeed open to being owned, and everything that entails, speaking aloud I ask, "are there rooms available here to rest along my journey"?

 

[TheYummyOne]

*returns after a very long day.* I'm sorry, gentlemen, for leaving so suddenly earlier.

Jonathin, it isn't a game. The dice are used to pay for your beverages. Whoever serves you the drink (usually a horn-tender, though they have been scarce lately) will tell you which kind of sex dice to roll, in order to pay for your drink.

Bindn, I'm sorry to say that I am not up for ownership. My bonds lie outside the world of lit and are very deeply rooted. This is for play and fun *She smiles at him* I do believe there are rooms where you can rest, though I haven't consulted with Sens about the usage of them. Until then, feel free to make yourselves at home on the big comfy sofas.

*You may notice, looking around, that this is more of a modern bar than a tavern-type atmosphere. There are sofas, hammocks, and tables strewn around the room, as well as a mini fridge and coffee machine resting on the modern-looking bar.*

 

[Lobo_8]

We have a few small rooms for when our customers crash here and you are welcome to use them. Their not very big and only have a small bed, but I believe that will suit you fine for your purpose. Enjoy your rest.

-Burns

 

[sensusaldesire]

"Goodmorning!" I say as I stroll through the Humps it has been a day or so .

 

[Lobo_8]

Morning kitty kat, how was your night?

-Burns

 

[sensusaldesire]

" It has been long and dreeding , but I am doing ok otherwise."

"How about you?"

Sens looks no coffe made , she slips behind the bar grabs the filters and coffe and makes a pot .

 

[Lobo_8]

I'm doin alright I guess. There are some things going on in RL that will cause some changes but hopefully its for the better. I'll make the best of it as I always do.

You mind gettin me a cup of that after its done?

-Burns

 

[sensusaldesire]

Sens stared at him with a tad of concern in her eyes , but yet waits till he is ready and she will be there.

She poors him a cup as well as herself then looks at him ,

" So cream , sugar , or just plain?"

 

[Lobo_8]

Cream and sugar please.

Its not bad, just a transfer to a different company. Where I don't know or trust anyone. It'll get better with time, I just wish it wasn't in the middle of a deployment.

-Burns

 

[sensusaldesire]

" In the middle ? love you are about completed this tour in hell ."

Sens says laughing

" Well trust none and do what you have to do , watch yourself and screw them."

" In the marine corps we have this famous saying , Semper I fuck the other guy."

 

[Houstonguy30]

Houston strolls in and looks at Lobo and Sens. "Good morning you two. How was your Labor Day weekend?"

He grabs a cup of coffee, hoping it is nice and strong this morning.

 

[sensusaldesire]

" Ooh Houston where have you been I posted to our thread."

Sens says taking a sip of her coffee.

 

[Lobo_8]

Hey houston.

In the army we actualy have a saying as well..."Semper Gumby"...always flexible. I understand where you're coming from, but I can't just screw the other guy...that would make me gay.

-Burns

 

[sensusaldesire]

" Not physically you nut ."

Sens says trying not to laugh.

 

[Houstonguy30]

"Been busy, Sens. I'll post to our thread soon. It's hot!"

Houston takes a sip of coffee. "Good, it's strong. Didn't sleep enough last night."

 

[sensusaldesire]

"Been busy, Sens. I'll post to our thread soon. It's hot!"

Houston takes a sip of coffee. "Good, it's strong. Didn't sleep enough last night."

Sleep whats that?

Sens laughs

" Yeah I didn't sleep to hot myself last night, the thread is going great i think."

 

[Lobo_8]

At least I got a smile outa you.

-Burns